Penisfuck

Something you call someone that doesn’t make any goddamn sense

Person 1: shut up ya fuckin penisfuck

Person 2: lemme just get a minute to analyze what he just called me, a penisfuck. That doesn’t make any sense

Person 3: yea but it perfectly describes you

by Cherry B. Lavender December 21, 2021

penisrock

Penisrock is the genre of music that Nickelback is most commonly associated with. Penisrock encompasses the queer marlboro style of vocals, terrible redundant power chords, and an overall lack of creativity. "How you remind me" is a prime example of a penisrock song.

Mike- Wow did you hear that new penisrock band?
Sean- I thought the only penisrock band was Nickelback?
Mike- Oh wait that's true.

by jjjjecht October 16, 2009

penis cock nigger bitch

something you pray for

idk why u asking me penis cock nigger bitch

by anonymous March 11, 2021

penismonkey

a penismonkey is a monkey with a huge penis. that isnt a monkeys penis.

Retarded kid 1:hey look at that penis monkey!

Retarded kid 2: good look finding a jockstrap for that!

by fag January 20, 2005

peniscolada

An Insult, Like Penicolada But With Penis

" Your A Peniscolada "

by Holly6541 May 23, 2008

penisocity

The level of your male partners arousal, usually measured on a scale of 1 to 10. One being the lowest, in other words, flacid/limp. and ten being the highest.

Hopefully, in ordinary day to day situations i.e shopping, washing the car or walking to the pub, your bloke is hopefully rated as a one, but as things start to heat up in the bedroom department, he increases to a (rather stonking) ten.....WOO-HOO!!
Usually, a good shagging can start to take place at around a level 7-8, as the penis will carry on swelling while you bonk away!!!

To find the level off your partners penisocity, either have a cheeky feel, or ask him what level of penisocity he is at!!!

by Emma-Louise August 28, 2006

peniscolada

An Insult, Like Penicolada But With Penis

" Your A Peniscolada "

by Holly6541 May 25, 2008