pittsburgh penguins

bunch of faggots with a fanbase full of retards who, for some reason, think anyone donning a pittsburgh uniform is the hottest shit to ever play the sport

sidney crosby's pregame good luck charm is to be the target of the pittsburgh penguins' daily bukkake and circle jerk sessions

by Gary Bettman Is A Faggot January 23, 2009

Stripping Penguins

totally awesome, sexii girls with unique personalities and the ability to kick some ass who strip their clothes after playing in the snow

stripping penguins are so cool.

by Alerondi May 11, 2009

Pittsburgh Penguins

A bunch of fucking bitches. They are a disgrace to the game and should stop being a franchise because no one but those fuckin' douches in Pittsburgh like them. They're a bunch of babies and can all die in a hole. Faggots.

Me: "FUCK THE PITTSBURGH PENGUINS!"
Everyone else with a brain: "YEAH THEY SUCK HUGE COCK!!! FUCK 'EM!!!!!"

by PENSsuckPENISSSS December 10, 2011

Yellow Penguins

Evil penguins that wish to take over the world.

"OHHH MY GOD!!! The evil penguins are coming!!!"

by Sarah June 9, 2004

penguins

penguins are EVILL BUT THEY WALK REALLY COOL! YOU SEE THEY MORE LIKE WABBLE...DAMN! THEY HAVE ALL THE FUN!

AHHH ITS FREGGIN ATTACKING ME BUT ITS TAKING TOO LONG WABBLING HERE....hmmm LETS GO EAT SOME EFFIN CHEEZ!

by Carpe Noctem February 23, 2005

Pittsburgh Penguins

Only the best NHL team in the salary cap era. They have one 3 cups from 2009-2017 and in total have 5 Stanley cup championships and have won back to back TWICE. They have captain Sidney Crosby and assistant Evgeni Malkin.

"Which NHL team is your favorite?" "Duh, the Pittsburgh Penguins."

by nhlluver June 12, 2018

penguins chuff

A penguins vagina

You stink like a penguins chuff, take a bath!

by MissKittyBoo February 10, 2017