Pedialyte

The master of rehydration, the idea was given to a doctor named Gary Cohen by the gods themselves who said unto him "Here, give this to man so he may recover from hangovers quickly."

Instead. he fucked up and made it for little kids who shit themselves too much and sold his idea to Abbott Laboratories.
Should be used after long weekends of drinking and partying, or if one has a cold.
It's pretty much like Gatorade on steroids but tastes awful.

After a long weekend of drinking, I bought a bottle of Pedialyte so I could properly cope with my crappy work schedule for Monday. Two sips later, I was ready to kill people! Thank you, Pedialyte! You gave me electrolytes!

by poopypoopybuttbutt April 21, 2011

Pedicured Foot

Used to describe an individual who under normal circumstances would not be considered attractive, but has done their best to acheive a level of presentability, through the means of personal hygeine, make up, flattering light and forgiving photo angles. This phrase must be used with caution, since the supposed 'foot' will perhaps take offence to the use of the term, due to the unsightly nature of feet.

Girl 1: Do you think ..... is good-looking?

Girl 2: She's obviously made the best of herself, like a pedicured foot.

by feetarecool September 5, 2011

Pediawhore

1. A young girl who is dressed like a whore.

2. Someone who uses wikipedia too often.

1. Did you see all the pediawhores in the freshman hallway this year?

2. Sara is always quoting wikipedia; she is such a pediawhore.

by Postmaster General882 October 2, 2011

Wiki-Pedia-Phile

Someone who refers to Wikipedia's information on every occasion and treat it as their own private gospel.

We don't want Gavin in our quiz team as he is a Wiki-Pedia-Phile and tends to get his questions nearly correct but sadly misses the mark on every occasion.

by Bradford Shopper 2 December 4, 2010

pediflatuosis

pety-flat-you-O-sis

1.The condition wherein an indevidual uncontrolably passes gas with each successive step.
2.The walking Farts

Man, I've got a major case of pediflatuosis.

by GamesPlus July 17, 2005

pedistifle

The feeling you get when your feet have been in your boots too long on a hot summers day, and you cannot take them off espacially when in polite company. Pedistifle is made worse for one foot while the other is released from the boot.

"Awww i got terrible Pedistifle from hiking all day in the Cairngorms!"

by Crusty Turd February 21, 2006

spanish pedicure

when a man cums and uses his cum to paint the girls toe nails while wearing a sombrero

hey dude i totally gave that girl an awesome spanish pedicure last night

by georginia January 30, 2009