Wet patcher

He who sleeps in the wet patch afetr sex. Someone who is pussy whipped. Someone who is spineless and has no balls.

Bill is a real wet patcher

by Mummaj March 22, 2012

positively partched

when you are way past thirsty and you need some ass

She is so thirsty .... In that case I am positively partched!

aka I am P.P.

by thirstyone May 23, 2018

parched as balls

when you're so thirsty all you can think about is balls.

During half time of my soccer game, my grandma asked me if I wanted a gatorade. I said "Well obviously. Can't you tell I'm parched as balls?"

by coley and kwa April 19, 2010

pitched

-Aroused
-Erect
-Boner
-Hard

I was pitched when I saw you naked.

by T-Monique December 31, 2007

High-pitched Demonic Screeching

High-pitched demonic screeching is an act of losing Minecraft Hunger Games/ any other game

Guy 1: yo, I think I almost got him!
Another guy: *kills guy 1 with sword*
Guy 1: *High-pitched demonic screeching*

by Yeetus Yeet January 7, 2020

parched camel

a married women who is still thirsty

"That mother was such a parched camel that she came to me"

by parchedcamel November 2, 2013

Parched Post

A thirsty, attention-seeking post on social media made intentionally vague to alarm people or just get people to feel bad for them.

Betty checked-in to her doctor's office on FB, vaguely stating, "One of two appointments today." Prompting concerned people to comment "What's going on?" Or "Hope everything is ok." Betty either did not reply or wrote, "PM me." Come on Betty, that was a Parched Post.

Brittany posted on social media last night, "So done with fake people." But she's too chicken to actually name these fake people. Parched Post!

Louise lamented on FB that is was her birthday and no one remembered. Poor Louise. Louise is looking for empty happy birthdays from old classmates and co-workers she hasn't seen in years. What a Parched Post.

by Sweetiegirl77 December 1, 2018