Wet patcher
He who sleeps in the wet patch afetr sex. Someone who is pussy whipped. Someone who is spineless and has no balls.
Wet patcher by Mummaj March 22, 2012
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positively partched
positively partched by thirstyone May 23, 2018
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parched as balls
During half time of my soccer game, my grandma asked me if I wanted a gatorade. I said "Well obviously. Can't you tell I'm parched as balls?"
parched as balls by coley and kwa April 19, 2010
High-pitched Demonic Screeching
Guy 1: yo, I think I almost got him!
Another guy: *kills guy 1 with sword*
Guy 1: *High-pitched demonic screeching*
Another guy: *kills guy 1 with sword*
Guy 1: *High-pitched demonic screeching*
High-pitched Demonic Screeching by Yeetus Yeet January 7, 2020
parched camel
parched camel by parchedcamel November 2, 2013
Parched Post
A thirsty, attention-seeking post on social media made intentionally vague to alarm people or just get people to feel bad for them.
Betty checked-in to her doctor's office on FB, vaguely stating, "One of two appointments today." Prompting concerned people to comment "What's going on?" Or "Hope everything is ok." Betty either did not reply or wrote, "PM me." Come on Betty, that was a Parched Post.
Brittany posted on social media last night, "So done with fake people." But she's too chicken to actually name these fake people. Parched Post!
Louise lamented on FB that is was her birthday and no one remembered. Poor Louise. Louise is looking for empty happy birthdays from old classmates and co-workers she hasn't seen in years. What a Parched Post.
Brittany posted on social media last night, "So done with fake people." But she's too chicken to actually name these fake people. Parched Post!
Louise lamented on FB that is was her birthday and no one remembered. Poor Louise. Louise is looking for empty happy birthdays from old classmates and co-workers she hasn't seen in years. What a Parched Post.
Parched Post by Sweetiegirl77 December 1, 2018