Cincinnati Parachute

The poofy lap-pouch that naturally protrudes from the crotch area of one's dress pants while in the sitting position.

Jon looked like he was pitching a tent in his pants, but it was just his billowing cincinnati parachute.

by Jon, Chris, and Adam February 23, 2006

Shit in a parachute

when you get stuck outside your apartment and have to shit in a plastic bag and toss it down the garbage shute.

"Ohh man...i couldnt hold it and had to Shit in a parachute and let it fly"

by Thugdaddydangledick November 18, 2009

Paraballistic

1)Word used to describe a person, animal, situation, condition or event that has rapidly achieved a heightened state of agitation.

2)A person, place or thing that is far beyond the ordinary by comparison to like persons, places or things.

3)Going beyond wild, ballistic or berserk.

The chimp went paraballistic and ripped the woman's face off then ate it with a banana and a nice chianti.

by Paraballistic March 4, 2009

parabolove

things math nerds say to pick up chicks. guaranteed to get you ivy league pussy.

Howard: Kelly, I parabolove you!

Kelly: Shove your tongue down my throat!

by cheeseonmyknees March 26, 2017

paňák

When a person is a complete moron and doesn’t realise it.

He tries to get bitches, but fails every time. That’s why he resorts to having incestual relationship with his uncle

P1: Yo did you hear he tried to hit on Jessica yesterday, but she blatantly rejected him?
P2: What, no? I heard he’s fucking his uncle.
P1: What a fucking Paňák, lol

by Kozlik296 November 28, 2021

Hyperbolic Paraboloid

The shape of a pringle, to put it simply.....usually called a 'saddle' for ease...

Regular guy: These Pringles are so Tasty!

Geekish man: NOO! Don't crush the hyperbolic paraboloid!!!

by Richy_s August 1, 2009

Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.

http://xkcd.com/462/

While surfing the internet, Randall, a sufferer of Freemanic Paracusia, was confronted with a spam advertisement and found comfort in the thought of Morgan Freeman reading it aloud to him: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my, isn't that something."

by Threegunvash October 17, 2008