Palumbi

The highest level of Pimp-Hood one can achieve. This is a level 5 standing, and only a select few have made this level. In order to achieve a level of "Palumbi" one must have slept with at least 50 women (excluding slam pigs). In some countries, in order to achieve this level you must also father at least 15 children, all of which must be of different maternal parents.

AJ-" I think I've achieved a Palumbi level on the pimp scale..."

Mike-" Your actually still just a DJBQ level pimp...you've only slept with 1 woman...not 50. And she was a slam pig so your disqualified."

by Michael Palumbo July 8, 2007

palking

To piss and walk at the same time.

As Fly the Warrior was walking, he pulled out his dick and started pissing. He then screamed "Guys look i'm palking!"

by baby fritz May 24, 2009

paluca

A guy who doesn't know anything about a topic but still wants his input acknowledged.

Look at this paluca over here, bet he never watched boxing in his life

by TWATSKY3000 April 21, 2018

paskus

when one hurts themselves or causes an accident doing something so routine (or silly) that the act could usually be performed during sleep or not at all by a "sharp" person

having someone pitch you a basketball and hitting it with a bat so hard that the bat hits you in the head and you knock yourself to the ground. "whoops, I just pulled a paskus when i shut my own head in the car door"

by eric July 3, 2003

palumbus

A large barrel chested man of hungarian desent.

That man certainly has the Palumbus working.

I would really like to find a Palumbus to get freaky with.

by reneemahler April 2, 2008

pallucinate

(v.t./v.i.) To believe wrongly that someone is a friend; to trust unwisely. EXAMPLE: "I thought I could count on Bob, but it seems I was just pallucinating."

"I think I can count on someone's support, but it usuallu turns out that I pallucinate."

by Robot Petrock August 10, 2015

Palupa

Palupa (also spelled paloopa), is what every French Canadian called "Quakers Instant Oatmeal™" as a child. It was specific to that brand and you likely call it that on accident even to this day. It has no apparent origin, but we all called it that. Must be some kind of brainwashing -- or aliens.

"Man, maple and brown sugar palupa is the best!"
"You must be French Canadian, eh?"

by ChibiMoo October 12, 2018