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Seasonal Pairing

Hooking up with anyone for a short term relationship for the sole purpose of making through the holiday season without being alone.
I got no sex from my seasonal pairing but I did get a new watch.

It’s week before thanksgiving and I have no seasonal pairing. Family dinner is going to be tough.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018
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paddington bear

a Peruvian bear with a surprisingly good grasp of English that was found and taken in by an Upper middle class family in London.For some reason carried around a suitcase containing Marmalade sandwiches
These days he would have been banged up under asylum laws and arse raped by a huge Jamaican called Horace. He would have then been re-leased from I.D.C to spend his days working in a McDonalds in the Bedford area
by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003
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lilly-padding

(v) street slanging for licking a toad to get high. This process was made popular by the show family guy and is also known as frenching the prince and doing kermit.
Guy 1: this party sucks
Guy 2: Yeah let's leave and do some lilly-padding at my place
by BOSOX2007 August 17, 2009
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Paid in gum

When you are paid in a form other than cash unexpectedly. This may or may not be something desirable. Term comes from the Trident Layers commercial where the baby sitter is paid in gum instead of cash.

Anyone who pays in gum is extremely cheap.
"I was paid in gum for moving Steve's shit out of his apartment; I got two of his Xbox games."

"Alas poor Yoric, you paid in gum you cheap bastard."
by Hakumei Dagger December 20, 2009
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peek a boo paddington

I was makin sex with my girlfriend when I pulled out and cummed on her stuffed paddington bear. Hence, Peek a boo paddington!
by LeRenardS13 March 8, 2008
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Pailin Out

Leaving a situation when it get tough or troublesome in order to avoid explaining past behavior.

Re: Sarah Pailin

Also can be used as:

Pailed out, Pail Out, et al.
Listen, after they told me there was a drug test for that job, I was like, "Fuck that, I'm Pailin Out..."
by CK2: Electric Boogaloo July 10, 2009
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Padding the Net

Gambling, specifically on a game of Table Tennis (Ping-pong).
The stakes were raised after Padding the Net. Fortunately, I walked away with 40 dollars.
by Islemage February 14, 2018
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