Seed Present

A present given by a woman upon her impregnation; a condition precedent to receiving a 'push present' upon giving birth.

My wife got me an Audi A5 as a seed present when she found out she was pregnant

by Master of my Domain November 24, 2017

Prisoner of the Present

1. A person whose entire worldview is shaped by current events, stumbling along from one crisis to another.
2. Someone without a historical perspective or hope for the future.
3. The mindset that causes "knee-jerk" reactions to almost any kind of social or economic change.
4. A state of perpetual panic about "the world today."

Larry says the U.S. economy will never recover no matter what happens in Washington -- he's a typical Prisoner of the Present.

by Peter Kobs June 4, 2009

Russian Doll present

When you receive a gift that's been wrapped multiple times, causing you to rip away layer after layer of paper and wondering when it will finally stop while the person who gave it to you looks on with a sadistic grin. Funny the first couple of layers, but can get quite tiring soon.

Guy: Merry Christmas. *gives a huge box*
Girl: Omg, I can't wait to open it!! *starts to unwrap present*
Guy: *smiles*
(half an hour later)
Girl: I can't believe you gave me a Russian Doll present. I already unwrapped 32 layers and I'm still not close to my present!! I'm tired. *throws box at Guy's head and leaves*
Guy: But I got you a ring!!

by BlueOrchid January 6, 2007

birthmasday present

A present that unfortunate kids like me must get when you want something that the family can only afford if you combine your birthday present money with your Christmas present money. Thus, you don't get anything for one of those holidays.

"Dude, how did you get that iPod Touch?"

*sigh* "It was a birthmasday present."

by myketuna December 29, 2007

Christmas present

A very lame, 3 definition, Urban Dictionary present for cuteuwu Mingjie <3

Merry Christmas! Here's a Christmas present...

by plant julie December 22, 2020

Post Present Depression

The sad, empty feeling you get after the excitement of opening all your Christmas presents.

Ashley: Did you get a lot of presents this year??
Audrey: Yeah, but now that they're opened I've got Post Present Depression.

by Nobody Special 13 December 27, 2010

Hush Present

A gift (preferably jewelry) you give your girlfriend hoping she won't notice you still didn't put a ring on it.

Leah: Wow! What a nice bracelet!
Sally: Yeah it's another Hush Present.....
Leah: Oh Seriously!? That's why you don't give the milk for free
Sally: Don't I know it!

by Hushqueen July 31, 2012