porn

Porn is a conspiracy created by the Viagra company, they know to much porn can make women around men inferior. This makes men end up needing Viagra just to get aroused. I know what I'm talking about, I use to get aroused by girls all the time, now I'm addicted to Viagra. The best thing to do is to stop watching porn and masturbating altogether otherwise you'll turn into a Viagra head.
It's been revealed that porn addicts who need Viagra will face stiff penalties.
by trying_harder December 16, 2008
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Porn

What kind of sick bastard would look up Porn on the Urban Dictionary
Like If you agree that sick fucks find any kind of Porn because there lonely as fuck
by Thecrayzman June 7, 2017
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porn

it makes the world go 'round!
by robertoguy July 12, 2004
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porn

peas and corn mixed together in a bowl
this porn is great and fresh!
by Bo Endean July 4, 2006
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the porns

porno; pornography obviously. you just say it like this cuz it's funny
wat r u downloading?
o just dling the porns lol
by I M A Dogg October 14, 2009
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porn

the awful invention that makes u miss tha skool bus
this porn is tha shyt. oh im bout to come...uhhhh.....uhhhh...awwwwwwwwwww fuck!!! (the bus pulls up then leaves)
by R.CHA1993 March 10, 2008
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Porn

Val: Hey Jacob, What are you up to?

Jacob:Trying to fix my computer

Val: What happened to it?

Jacob: I don't know

Israel: CUZ THERE'S PORN ON HIS COMPUTER!
by Moimoi667 September 1, 2013
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