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porkchop

a slang term for the male ejaculate used more commonly now that we have found out that there is the same amount of protein in an 8oz pork chop as there is in the average volume of male skeet.
-s, -ed, -ing
The pages were stuck together, so I asked my roommates, "who was bustin out porkchops to the new Maxim?"
by Iceman2480 August 7, 2007
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Pull a porkchop

To show your bare ass in a vc chat video on discord in a non sexual, funny manner.
“You wanna see me pull a porkchop.”
by Jace69 January 23, 2021
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porkchop

The portion of a man's chest exposed by wearing either a deep V-neck or unbuttoning several of the top buttons.
Dude, way to rock the hairy porkchop. Now button up; you look like a date rapist.
by remyg November 3, 2011
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porkchop

A shot of cum!

There is the same amount of protein in a shot of cum as there is in a porkchop, it was on Oprah, so its gotta be true.
See honey, even Oprah thinks you should swallow, she said that there is the same amount of protein in a shot of cum as there is in a porkchop. Now you can stay slim and still get the protein you need! That Oprah slimmed down alot so she must practice what she preaches.
by Loose Goose July 28, 2008
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Porkchop

1). A derogatory terms toward the members of the portuuese race. Literally referencing the similair sounding of Portuguese as well as comparing the people to a slab of meat.

2). A piece of meat from the pig.

3). A woman who has sex with animals in exchange for currency. A flithy woman with no shame.
1). Tell that mothafucking porkchop that he's ugly.

2). That porkchop is eating porkchops.

3). Look at that slutty porkchop eating porkchops with that fat ass porkchop.
by Storytelling Sam April 9, 2006
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Man Porkchop

The hairy mess at the top of a man's butt crack...reminiscient of the Reverse Hitler on a woman's genetalia, but on a man's ass. Also known as the Backside Reverse Hitler or Double Reverse Hitler.
The plumber came by my house yesterday, and it was bad enough that I had to take in the view of his plumer's crack, but to top it off, he was rocking the Man Porkchop too!!!
by backdoorman August 26, 2009
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rusty porkchop

Grinding a penis between butt cheeks, using feces as lubricant.
I was rusty porkchopping the guy.
by Rusty Pork-chop August 8, 2022
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