Plastic Pollution Denier

A person or organisation secretly funded by the plastic industry who knowingly picks and chooses from modern research to create pro-plastic propaganda. Even when faced with undeniable photographic and scientific evidence, they will continue to claim that plastic pollution is fabricated by charities and the 'mainstream media' to misappropriate money. Possibly hates turtles.

A 'world-renowned expert' with dubious income source gave a short statement proving himself to be a Plastic Pollution Denier, "Plastic isn't the problem. People are. Why don't we just bury it? There's no shortage of holes"

by Seariously? July 6, 2023

Microphone Polluter

AKA as an "MP." Someone who thinks he/she's an MC and that he/she can flow on the mic, but they are wack and in reality they are polluting the microphone with their wannabe rhymes.

Jackie: Yo, what was up with that guy who grabbed the microphone away from Rakim and he tried to improvise a rap onstage?

Larry: That guy is definitely not an MC, he's a Microphone Polluter with his wack-ass raps about the suburbs.

by El Muneco May 7, 2009

Polluted

The term used when someone is under the influence of BOTH drugs AND alcohol.

Wow, that guy is so 'polluted'

by FontE November 5, 2003

Polluting the Rainforest

The term used to desribe when you are taking a shower with your girl. As soon as the water is steaming, you fart so that the stink attaches to the steam particles and "pollutes" the air.

Eating mexican food and sleeping in your girl's apartment can lead to Polluting the Rainforest the next morning.

by jfitz109 July 29, 2008

British Polluters

The correct name for BP, an arrogant British company that likes the following activities;

(1) Ruining American Heritage
(2) Destroying American Coastlines
(3) Annihilating America's Beautiful Wildlife
(4) Lying to the American Congress
(5) Lying to the US President
(6) Getting away with murder
(7) Looking down on Americans and treating Americans like something they wiped off their "superior British" shoes

BP = BRITISH POLLUTERS. Arrogant, smug, racist and evil...so horrible....so British...

-Have you heard the latest about British Polluters. They've just destroyed the Louisana coastline and are lying to Congress.

-When I grow up, I want to work for British Polluters, so I can pollute America's coastlines and then lie about it...the british way.

by JEFFERSONWOULDBEMAD May 28, 2010

polluted snowflake

a black person who is actually quite white and insists on calling his numerous caucasian friends "snowflakes"

1. ex- joe richardson

by reed January 6, 2005

pollutionism

The advocacy of increased pollution and environmental destruction / removal of environmental protection as a means to bringing economical prosperity and higher quality of living.
The movement to allow increasingly more pollution of the environment to increase profits for polluting industries. The opposite of environmentalism.

Koch Industries promotes pollutionism as the solution to the ailing US economy.

by Nogia February 23, 2011