plumping

When a large amount of men come together to play a game. The game rules are simple, each man takes a turn in seeing how many dicks can fit in his ass hole at the same time. The winner of the game is whoever can fit the most in there. The winner receives a blumpkin pie from all the men.

Oi dere diched, lets do soem plumping!

by MaNiggaJesus August 21, 2018

plummidged

To rip or tear apart. To destroy something completely.

The village was plummidged to the ground

by Louise Midghall April 21, 2008

Plumbing Boner

When a piece of plumbing arouses you sexually in the dick/ball region. Usually occurs to plumbers by their own work.

Boss: good job on that rough in.
Ryan: yeah it gave me a madddd plumbing boner

by lasiufdgadr November 6, 2011

Plumbing on a girl

Urinating on a girl's face in a professional matter.

No one is saying plumbing on a girl gives you the ability to fly; also, no one isn't.

by smashedguitarist September 1, 2016

Plumking

A man (or woman with a strap on) who adores plums so much they crush several consecutively, after removing the stone, with their appendage for sexual gratification.

Went to Asda and saw some fresh plums. I could help but Plumking everywhere... I'm banned now.

by KXpoonanandtang December 1, 2017

pumming

The act of pooping and cumming at the same time, typically without a sexual partner.

"Last night I was pumming on the toilet"
"One time I came when I was pooping. I pummed"

by TheSStrainwreck June 17, 2018

Plumbing Contract

When a woman wants you to lay some pipe, to the exclusion of all others. Contingent on you getting the job done in a satisfactory fashion.

We've been fucking the last couple weeks and she loves how I get it done. I've officially got her Plumbing Contract.

by Dave a Klein April 6, 2022