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A sexual act in which a man's partner pulls forward the foreskin and pinches it closed over the end of the flaccid phallus, causing the organ to resemble a platypus. The partner continues to try to keep the head of the phallus hidden while said phallus becomes engorged.
"She was giving me a lumpy platypus, and the turtle popped its head out and stabbed her in the eye!"
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The conference room was noisy so I decided to pull out my rock hard Platypus Dick and slap it on the table multiple times in quick succession...that got their attention. Hey ladies.
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Get the A Platypus mug.#1-Sneaking around or passing by.
#2-Scheming a secret plan to benefit oneself and harm or not help others.
#3-Unreasonable strutting by an ugly person.
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#3-Unreasonable strutting by an ugly person.
ex- Johny has been platypusing around trying to peep in the womans bathroom.
ex- George. W. Bush has been platypusing the American Public for eight years.
ex- Tina has been platypusing in the nightclub for the whole evening, so the number of stiffys has hit a record low.
ex- George. W. Bush has been platypusing the American Public for eight years.
ex- Tina has been platypusing in the nightclub for the whole evening, so the number of stiffys has hit a record low.
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