platypussy

when your vagina has become flattened because you got hit by a car.

OHMYGOODNESS!! SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR?! SHE MUST HAVE A PLATYPUSSY!!

by dinowhxre August 15, 2020

Platyputi

Plural of platypus

Pronounced: plat-a-put-i

I heard that platyputi exist because a duck mated with a lonely and persuasive water-rat!

by Haiteku March 31, 2023

Lumpy Platypus

A sexual act in which a man's partner pulls forward the foreskin and pinches it closed over the end of the flaccid phallus, causing the organ to resemble a platypus. The partner continues to try to keep the head of the phallus hidden while said phallus becomes engorged.

"She was giving me a lumpy platypus, and the turtle popped its head out and stabbed her in the eye!"

by MasterBeta2008 January 27, 2008

Platypus Dick

A large penis which seemingly flattens out as it becomes erect, resembling the shape a platypus tail.

The conference room was noisy so I decided to pull out my rock hard Platypus Dick and slap it on the table multiple times in quick succession...that got their attention. Hey ladies.

by Matt Douchia September 17, 2010

Platypus

A metaphor for whatever is keeping you down.

Kids: Your teacher is a platypus
Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda

by ThisIsFine449 January 31, 2020

A Platypus

Slang for something that is controlling you or getting you 'down'

Corporations are a platypus. Your teacher is a platypus

by Dr Doof November 28, 2019

Platypusing

#1-Sneaking around or passing by.

#2-Scheming a secret plan to benefit oneself and harm or not help others.

#3-Unreasonable strutting by an ugly person.

ex- Johny has been platypusing around trying to peep in the womans bathroom.

ex- George. W. Bush has been platypusing the American Public for eight years.

ex- Tina has been platypusing in the nightclub for the whole evening, so the number of stiffys has hit a record low.

by I Made Word July 24, 2009