platerazzi

Members of the website "Vanity Plates: Creepiness in 8 Characters or Less" on blogspot who stalk cars with vanity plates and take pictures of them.

Passenger: Uh, honey?
Driver: Yes?
Passenger: I think there are some members of the platerazzi behind us trying to take pictures of our vanity plate, DOUCHEBG

by Ms. HLP February 13, 2009

Pater, Pater, Pater

Pater, Pater, Pater an annoying exclamation made by Dimitris G when he wants a Priest's attention.

Dimitris G : Pater, Pater, Pater I have something important to tell you!!!
Priest : Go away I don't have time for this!!!

by Greek_Cypriot January 3, 2022

dinner plate sized asshole

Dinner plates are most commonly 10 inches in diameter. This size isn't ideal since, the average asshole can stretch to 7 inches only, therefore, that plate is never coming out of your ass, unless you gaped it first

oh daddy gape me with your dinner plate after dinner
give me a dinner plate sized asshole

by cum.stain.stan April 25, 2022

Garbage Plate

An awesome meal that consist of.. Home Fries, Hot Dog or Hamburger, Mac Salad, Baked Beans, Hot Sause and LOADS OF KETCHUP. All things are optional. I like mine minus the Mac Salad and Baked Beans. Famous in Rochester, NY at a place called Nick Tahoe's.

Let's go to Nick's and grab a garbage plate.

by emorock1862 November 16, 2004

heart attack on a plate

A termendous pile of greasy food that is all served on one plate. Quite likely to be seen at buffet restaurants.

*Nick D and one of his friends from the ghetto are out dining at the Golden Corral*

Nick D: *accidently spits out his drink while alarmed by the sight of a morbidly obese man serving himself pounds of fatty meat on a single plate* Holy shit, yo check out that niggapotamus over there serving himself a whole heart attack on a plate!
Nick's homie: I see that. Daaayum, that be one fool who needa check himself before he wrecks himself with that metric shitload of grease.
Nick D: Yeah I bet that sucka's soon gonna need an ox cart to carry his Jabba the Hutt ass around.

by Mark H September 23, 2004

Get the Plate

an expression meaning "I'm about to cum!" Originates from a metaphorical Thanksgiving dinner, where the 'plate' is loaded down with turkey, ham, stuffing, corn, green beans, mashed potatoes, etc. However the gravy is substituted with human semen about to be spread across the mashed potatoes.

Derrick: "Dude look! You can see Tiffany's G-string through her yoga pants!"
Blake: "OMG dude! Get the Plate!"

by PCHSxc December 3, 2016

chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole

An asshole no matter how you look at him. A complete, perfect asshole.

Warren:"So Mayson fucked it up again. Words cannot describe what a douche-bag he is...."
Jose:"Oh yes they can--he's a chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole!"

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006