ping

In Magic: The Gathering, the act of using a creature's ability to inflict one point of damage.

I'll ping the taunting elf for one to kill it.

ping by Anonymous June 9, 2004

Ping

A phrase used by many 16 year olds around the country, particularly by E.P.H.S students to describe one's ability to run fast.

Elliot: How did you get here so fast? We were walking and it took us 20 mins.
Connor: I was just pinging the whole way here on my bike, took 5 mins.

Ping by PING4LIFE. October 15, 2010

The noise created by ovulation triggered by thoughts of an attractive man

*PING* (when thinking about Derren Brown)

ping by Likkle April 3, 2004

ping by god January 31, 2003

When nipples are hard and show through your clothes. Also known as 'tweaked.'

I'm cold right now, so I'm ping.

ping by Riella DeCharten November 28, 2003

the single-finger stroking, with the aim of getting the person's attention, of someone else's prostate gland through the anal oriface.

The only way Mary could get John's attention during a football match on TV was to ping him with her middle finger.

ping by Mister Sandman October 2, 2009

The time it takes for a command from your computer to reach a server and to get a response. The lower your ping, the better.

"My internet connection sucks! Look how high my ping is!"

ping by Master Man February 4, 2010