Petting the horse.

The act of brushing your pubic hair.

Jenn: Damn, that looks good. What did you do?

John: Decided it's time to start petting the horse.

by potterfreak98 November 5, 2012

Petting the pony

Instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.

Jodi: Dude, look at Marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?

Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.

by Chelle-Belle June 1, 2017

petting zoo

a word for a strip club or a gentlemen club

1: who wants to go to the petting zoo cuzz
2: nah man I rather go to the casino nigga
1: peace out be fo these nizzles would fuck us up cuzz

2: bye O.G nigga stay low

by g-lowlife February 17, 2022

petting the stingray

Fingering a woman with your middle & index fingers.

Her vajayjay was really wet when I was petting the stingray.

by Dr. Charles Dromedary February 16, 2015

petting party

A party where hot lesbian babes get together to have touch each others in special places

He Cindy, do you wanna go to the petting party tonight?

Is that where we touch each others cooters all night long?

by Candy Snax February 9, 2006

petting larceny

Stealing something from a person while kissing them

He was making out with this hot girl, then he found his wallet was gone.
That's petting larceny, man!

by Jon Osenada December 15, 2012

petting the kangaroo

the act of manual stimulation of the genitals; masturbation

I came back from class and to my dismay, I walked into my room to find Scooby petting the kangaroo while watching Crocodile Dundee

by bj447799 October 7, 2009