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Perv Switch
An arbitrary threshold of arousal, which once passed, will cause an individual to engage in behavior which may be risky to their freedom, health, bank account... or all of the above.
Commonly observed in news reports about dentists who abuse their female patients while under anesthesia, teachers who strike up affairs with underage students, etc. The negative repercussions of a triggered perv switch can oftentimes be avoided by channeling the energy into a jack attack.
Commonly observed in news reports about dentists who abuse their female patients while under anesthesia, teachers who strike up affairs with underage students, etc. The negative repercussions of a triggered perv switch can oftentimes be avoided by channeling the energy into a jack attack.
Dumb-ass completely flipped his perv switch, now he's looking at 5 to 15 years in a pound-me-in-the-ass prison.
Perv Switch by fapfapsplort September 1, 2010
Perv Box
The perv box is a place where someone goes when they have done something, or thought of something sexual or otherwise "Dirty". Constructed of cardboard with a simple "Perv Box" writte on the side with a magic marker. The "This end up" arrow points downward. The Top of the box is open for admitees to step in and step out when they have taken care of their dirty minds and are functioning (Non-pervy) members of society again.
Person 1- "Umm, I has dirty thoughts"
Keeper of the box- "I sentence you to 20 minutes in the perv box"
Keeper of the box- "I sentence you to 20 minutes in the perv box"
Perv Box by Avengedplatypus April 5, 2010
perv ass
a male, often middle-aged or older, who continually harasses uninterested persons. they are often shunned by peers and not invited to gatherings, as it is known they will piss everyone off, by trying to screw every woman in sight, even if their spouse is present. the true perv ass will not take no for an answer, even if told NO in a very direct way. a perv ass will sexually harass every woman they can, often for many years in hopes that she will eventually break down. They are totally shameless and will do outrageous shit, like exposing themselves to everyone including children. They will apologize later, blaming it on their drinking. Castration may be the only cure!
Bucky and Sai are such perv asses they are always coming on to me, even though I have told them NO NEVER, a million times. Bucky even comes on to me in front of my mother, and they have been together for 15 years. YUCK! FUCKING GROSS!
perv ass by pussycontrol November 16, 2009