peener

1. A person, especially a man, regarded as being a goon, dufus, or dumb ass an ineffective person.
2. a contraction of the words penis and wiener ie. peener the bizarro world equivalent of which would be a weenis.
3. Vulgar Slang. A penis.

I can't believe I forgot about that. Maybe I have amnesia or maybe I was just a peener.

Excuse me, that was my peener you just groped.

by nick May 9, 2006

peen0r

Alternative word for 'penis' (or 'peen'). Some people add the '0r' to the 'peen' when they're bored.
Newer generation added the phrase 'to peen 0r not to peen', as a result of several usages as seen on the example.

<Glottis> peeeeeeeeeen
<KalKai> 0r

<Glottis> peeeeen
<Glottis> 0r
<doodle> not to peen

<{EDF}SS> peen0r

by y? January 15, 2008

penorkel

A semi chubby penis, particularly when a male is lying in a bath. The penis sticks up out of the water like a snorkel, creating a cross between a penis and a snorkel. A penorkel.

Also used to describe one of lesser intelligence.

Wow, look at my penorkel. My penorkel is coming up for air.

You are such a penorkel.

by Boomer03 October 30, 2012

Penorkle

A complete and utter moron.

Jason is such a fucking penorkle.

by S.seagull February 3, 2017

Penor

A penor is a special type of penis that wears a sombrero. The sombrero can differ in size and color.

Anne: I had sex with Matty last night.
Grace: So, is it true? Does he really have a penor?
Anne: Yeah, it's really colorful, too.
Grace: I WISH my boyfriend had a penor.

by penorlover February 20, 2011

e-penor

Slang for e-penis.

My e-penor has grown to LARGE proportions.

by EvilChicky January 11, 2008

peenoble

a penis that is so big, others think of it as noble

john has a peenoble!!

by amandaerinlauren February 15, 2007