"I have been waiting for my COD 4 Package to arrive today, but I had no patience to wait at home, so I went Package Procrastinating to the mall"
by YoYoYan December 2, 2011
Get the Package Procrastinating mug.When a guy gets one of his girl friends mad at him and for some reason the girl's friends get just as mad if not more at him for no reason.
Nick: Dude Steph is so mad at me. You know what makes it worse? Kelli and Anna are more mad then Steph is.
Tom: Dude that totally sounds like the Package Deal.
Tom: Dude that totally sounds like the Package Deal.
by Bobb O April 14, 2009
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When a person sits and pinches their balls and/or penis between their ass-cheeks and the object of which they are sitting on due to an excessive amount of seamen accumulated in their testicles.
by Danimal 32 January 1, 2008
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You will just be packaging yourself as if you have a job, now that woman has refused to help you.(bad representation)
Packaging yourself is good, he actually gave you a job?(good representation).package yourself
Packaging yourself is good, he actually gave you a job?(good representation).package yourself
by Ryotaii January 9, 2019
Get the Package yourself mug.A term used to describe a female whose attractiveness is based solely on the sum of her parts. A quantity over quality situation.
See: butterface, Fergie.
See: butterface, Fergie.
HORNY SOB: I'd hit that!
VIRGIN: What? She's missing a leg.
HORNY SOB: Yeah, but everything else on her is top notch! That's a package deal I wouldn't mind getting overnight!!!
VIRGIN: You're a horrible person.
HORNY SOB: Why? Because I'm willing to reach out to a gimp chick when most people wouldn't even give her a second look? I'm the good guy here! It's like giving to charity.
VIRGIN: Hmm...now that you put it that way I can see that you are actually the second coming of Mother Teresa.
HORNY SOB: Ooh, Mother Teresa! Package deal!!!
VIRGIN: What? She's missing a leg.
HORNY SOB: Yeah, but everything else on her is top notch! That's a package deal I wouldn't mind getting overnight!!!
VIRGIN: You're a horrible person.
HORNY SOB: Why? Because I'm willing to reach out to a gimp chick when most people wouldn't even give her a second look? I'm the good guy here! It's like giving to charity.
VIRGIN: Hmm...now that you put it that way I can see that you are actually the second coming of Mother Teresa.
HORNY SOB: Ooh, Mother Teresa! Package deal!!!
by Joe with the face March 26, 2007
Get the package deal mug.When your highly anticipated package arrives and you rip the box to shreds because you just can't wait any fucking longer.
"dude whats all this brown stuff on the floor"
"sorry man I got package rage earlier when my grandma sent me some candles''
"sorry man I got package rage earlier when my grandma sent me some candles''
by theadveturist September 3, 2017
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Suzie: "No, I prefer when you put your hot package wax inside of my box.
Suzie: "No, I prefer when you put your hot package wax inside of my box.
by KTakaKD June 14, 2018
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