P.T.F. 

An abbreviation for Penis Touching Freaks. First used by Erica Seeley to describe her two friends.

Get away from me you P.T.F.'s

P.T.F. by Jeremiah December 21, 2004

P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome)

Is a guy who only wants to take care of his baby on his time. This douche also is lazy and sleeps till one in the afternoon. If by some chance he can't wiggle his slimy ass out of having to watch his kid. He'll let the child do whatever as long as they leave him the hell alone. Or he'll forget simple shit like diapers and formula. There is know known treatment for this syndrome at this time.

P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome) is when your baby daddy forgets to pick the baby up from daycare.

P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome) by super mom,single mom April 27, 2014

P.T.F.O 

Pissed the fuck off

"dude, when I lost my wallet I was P.T.F.O.

P.T.F.O by Radarhut March 3, 2011

P.T.S.D 

The Acronym for "Pretty Thick and Strong Dick": The type of disorder for which she'll thinking about for a long time.

Woman: I have been stressing out a lot lately, anymore and I think I might turn into such a mess.

Doctor: Hmm, that does seem like a serious problem but I think I have the best solution for you.

Woman: What do you have in mind, doctor?

Doctor: How about you take some of this P.T.S.D and it'll take your mind off of your personal dilemmas.

Woman: What's P.T.S.D?

Doctor: "Pretty Thick and Strong Dick" now let's operate straight into that uterus.

P.T.S.D by ghjkjmsm July 21, 2012

P.T.U.T.

Prime Toilet Usage Time - pronounced Pee-Tut.
This the moment in time on public transport, especially airplanes, when the toilet is as popular as the curry everyone ate the night before.
Occurs immediately after the seatbelt signs turn off. This is when, after a massive night of drinking, one should occupy the toilet a.s.a.p., and then do his stink. Results vary.

"I just got those fuckers good, I just stank out the whole back cabin during ptut"

"Go man, go! Its P.T.U.T.!!!"

P.T.U.T. by Billy Peppers November 23, 2009

P.T.S.

Noun - Poo Tongue Syndrome - A painful condition in which JHop makes you eat his onion ass.

"She came over to give me dome, but you know i gave that poo tongue syndrome." P.T.S.

P.T.S. by P.T.S.nation February 26, 2009

P.T.F.O. 

partied the fuck out

yo homie im fuckin smashed iv P.T.F.O., goodnight

P.T.F.O. by mrmagic172 December 6, 2011