Beneficial owner of a popsicle

The person who opens the wrapper of a popsicle.

As beneficial owner of a popsicle, I would need to be wary of those who would like to give my popsicle a haircut. They might try a shark-bite to avoid my back-ice.

Beneficial owner of a popsicle by Ace Binkley December 8, 2005

subaru owner

(noun) people who yell at teenagers who lack helmets whilst mounted on bicycles, people who refuse to celebrate christmas simply because it involves cutting down trees, and people who can not make u-turns

Emily: I'm pretty sure that sign said NO u-turns.
Jenna: What a subaru owner

subaru owner by we're strictly beemers December 24, 2011

Discord Owner Day 

December 12th is Discord Owner Day, the day that any server owner is allowed to harass, this includes, but is not limited to, any moderator action such as kicking, muting, or banning any of their server members (including moderators) and no one can do anything about it.

Man Discord Owner Day is tomorrow but I still don’t have a server, I can’t come up with any good ideas.

Discord Owner Day by RabioliBoi December 11, 2020

Mac owner 

A useless windbage that creams his pants every time he sees a shiny metal object produced by Apple. Mac owners like to ride Steve jobs dead carcass to completion.

Mac owner: wanna head to a coffee shop and sit there staring at the google homepage for 45 minutes

Mac owner by Blacksantaclauz July 8, 2018

Café Owner Anti 

- People who hate the group of twitter stans who call themselves café owners.
- There’s not really a reason for this, except that they’re jealous of not being included. So sad.

- Obsessed with tweeting about how the café owners are a disease and have no lives, but apparently don’t have enough of a life for themselves to stop tweeting about them.

- Get weirdly annoyed by two word phrases.

“no i don’t think you understand... i’m a café owner anti... i’m obsessed with the café owners.”

Café Owner Anti by CaféCultist June 1, 2019

hotel owner 

A group of incestuous, nasty, and presssed people from stan twitter sharing STDS such as jealousy and chlamydia. Trying to be as relevant as the café owners™ but miserably failing everytime. They’re the incarnation of jealousy.

I was such hotel owner today.
I was such a jealous hater today.

hotel owner by unfortunately a hotel owner June 1, 2019

bike owner 

A white person, because we all know white people pay for and own bikes.

That bike owner is such a hardworking, valued member of society.

bike owner by Gaytred January 27, 2020