Orthodontisized

An extended episodic torture devised by vengeful parents whereby their middle school children routinely miss most or all of a school day but can't enjoy it because they have had their braces tightened.

I need to go to the nurse's office for some Tylenol because I got orthodontisized today.

I need to leave school today at 9:30 because I'm getting orthodontisized.

I got orthodontisized this morning, so I can't eat a caramel apple.

by tcher2 December 29, 2009

OrthoDons

Orthodox Jews supporting Donald Trump.

Those fucking orthodons took to the streets of brooklyn again, burning masks!

by Thirsty Turtle October 14, 2020

Orthodontist

Someone who gets joy out of inflicting pain. Scarier than Freddy Krueger, Pennywise, and Micheal Myers combined

I have the Orthodontist today. Pray for me.

by NukeInBound December 12, 2022

orthadox black metal

a rare and pure form of satanic music with such bands as ondskapt vulvacroma vulture lord and a small number of others. these bands believe that there is no glory in there satanic worship and that they along with all sinners will be cast down into hell upon judgement day and will recieve no special treatment from satan and shall suffer for eternity

listening to orthadox black metal will curse your soul

by doug cadwallader May 22, 2006

The Orthodontist

The act of brushing a girls teeth with your cock then busting your " floride " on to her grill. Then tell her she wont have cavities for a long time.

Hello Im Dr. Large Cock, and im bout to give you The Orthodontist...Let me check for cavities.

by Troy WR July 27, 2006

Orthadox

strict or stern

the Russian police: Orthadox, Orthadox but fair

by k2igemini April 13, 2011

Unorthodoxically/ Orthodoxically

Unorthodox, meaning known, normal, the same or not strange. While orthodox meaning the exact opposite.

Unorthodoxically formed into 1 prefix (un), and 3 suffixes (ic and al and ly).

Formed to make mind on what a person is trying to say, in a intelligent, "big" way.

Basically same meaning as the root word...

For example: "His hands were Unorthodoxically/ Orthodoxically soft."

"You are Unorthodoxically/ Orthodoxically silent today..."

by LilPenguinBuddie August 3, 2012