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Orioned

The act of meeting a guy so sexy/cute/likeable/interesting/hot, that when you try to ask him out or try anything romantic you LITERALLY SHUT DOWN. You heat up and SHUT DOWN... SIMULTANEOUSLY.
I was going to ask Orion out but then I saw him looking at me and my pulse started RACING, and I just ORIONED in place!
by Sue Denim January 4, 2018
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I was feeling really rough last week but now I'm Leyton Orient
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The number 7 subway train in New York City. Called this due to its large number of asian passengers.
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Orion

A super cute hottie!

The kind of guy you want to date/marry/kiss.
That guy is a definite ORION!
by Sue Denim January 4, 2018
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orientationism

Similar to racism, but orientationism is referring to the sexual orientation of someone, rather than their race or nationality.
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Orion

The word Orion originated in Ancient Greece. It means, god like, evil, sexy, keen(Orion was a hunter titan), strong, wealthy, and nimble. Orion is a titan born to(his mom)Gea the mother of earth. He was born to destroy the gods and their kin. After the eradication of the gods failed Orion was accepted by Artemis( Virgin hunter goddess) as her first mate, and they created the first half titan half god children. After all the celestial baby making happened Zues killed all their(Orion and Artemis)children. This upset Artemis Very much because, her own father killed her first children(she was a virgin got). So she and Orion schemed to torture Zues forever. They came up with populating an island on the rock Olympus sat in(earth). So Orion and Artemis fucked for a couple hundred year and finally succeeded in creating a creature in their image, man.

So if your human you're Zues's bastard grandchildren, unless you're black then you come from some Hindu god.
I wish I were Orion like
by A really horny fan June 20, 2017
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