Offliner

A message sent on an IM client while the other person is offline.

I sent my boss an offliner, I hope he gets it on time.

by Vicrum January 8, 2008

offline

Commonly misused to mean online, ie from the internet, when, in fact, they mean the exact opposite.

I bought my new computer offline.
I met my boyfriend offline.

by Neil Roberts April 5, 2005

offline

What you are not right now.

Right now you are, obviously, not offline.

by Lol_idk June 6, 2009

OffaKnockin

"knock it off" in tweaker lingo, used when excited and flustered. Usually screamed at high volumes repeatedly.

in dead ackward silence OFFAKNOCKIN KNOCKIN KNOCKIN!!! or, in response to a diss oh yeah, well offaknockin! "just offaknockin"

by QueenOtheDiss April 14, 2009

oofalupalupagus

When ones oof is not enough, this is what they loudly exclaim while pushing their hands to the sky and squatting up and down multiple times.

man, she dumped me...

*Dancing* Oofalupalupagus

by Tanner and Chris June 7, 2019

Offline Meeting

An event where friends spend all their money on a super fancy vacation. You can go where you want, eat what you want, and just have a good time. At the end of the meeting, everyone kills themselves.

Yo, you guys wanna have an Offline Meeting at the end of the year?

by ElkianNetwork April 6, 2020

offline internet

Used to describe some form of physical information providing device that has been superceded by the internet

Reuben: Australia is NOT an island Jed, check in that atlas.
Jed: In what?? ohhhhh you mean the offline internet!

Booty: Oesteothentesis is not a word check the offline internet

by Robocoppa January 17, 2006