Octopushy

(Said in a Sean Connery accent) - it's when you are so desperate to to push people out of your way that you become an eight armed, ninja warrior/Tasmanian devil, whirling around shoving everyone out of your path.

Holly: Julie got all Octopushy up in the shoe department on Saturday.
Leslie: What? Why? Julie is such a sweet girl!
Holly: Those Vince Camuto boots she's wearing were 75% off and the last pair in her size!

by Double-Oh-8 March 26, 2013

reverse octopus(

The reverse octopus (occy) is a singular masturbation reach around underneath the anus

Reverse octopus( Pull your cock with arm wrapped under your anus

by Gregwa1989578533 January 3, 2014

Drunken Octopus

Those uneven hooks in bathroom stalls (usually girls restrooms) that look like octopi trying to start a fight.

Girl1- were did you hang your purse when you went to the restroom

Girl2-oh just on the “Drunken Octopus”

by raptorjack180 January 20, 2020

Dirty Octopus

A "Dirty Octopus" occurs when one has heaving bouts of diarrhea mixed with a lack of common decency and access to a (preferably crowded) swimming pool. Much like an octopus uses it's "ink" as a self defense/camouflaging mechanism, the subhuman who leaves a "Dirty Octopus" in the pool does so via projectile diarrhea whilst swimming below the surface thus leaving an ever expanding, anal shite cloud behind in their damaging wake causing inordinate amounts of psychically traumatic, human collateral damage.

Ah dude! I was holding my breath underwater when Dan blew a Dirty Octopus at me!!!

by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie December 2, 2013

might make an octopus worry

A bad idea, a wrong choice. Doing something stupid.

Plugging an AC adaptor into a crowded wall outlet might make an octopus worry.

by RaMDaY December 17, 2006

octopussy

When a female's genetalia looks like a sea-creature (octopuss) crawled up in her and let its tentacles hang out a bit.

Her octopussy sucks back up in her when it feels the cold air and when its in the heat it prefers to dangle to get more air or possibly food.

by Rachel Ewald April 8, 2004

Octopus Hands

A man or woman who has the insistent need to put their univited hands on another persons body whether it be at a club or at the movies on a first date. Keep your hands to yourself!

Lisa decided to help Johnathan with his homework one night and while they are sitting in her dorm room, he decides to place his octopus hands on her knee and proceed to slide up, while the other hand wraps around her shoulders....

by Carmen Brown21 February 24, 2010