Mr ooze

a kid in my class whos fat oozes out of his chair.

ewwwwwwwwww look mr oozes fat is oozing out of his chair

by BigHairyBurger December 05, 2019

oozing b

Oozing bourgeoisie. Having a big swinging dick.

He is oozing b so much that all the girls flock to him.

by B Swinging D February 16, 2021

Oozing with puss

When you feel so KUNT you're dripping with puss

"OOh bitch you're oozing with puss in this fitted gown"

by MsGoodPuss May 08, 2024

SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome)

Here’s the situation. You have this chick over and you about to eat some flounder. As she becomes moist, you then realize she has SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). You can either tell her your stomach hurts and fish will just irritate it, or you can man up and say you gotta drop a massive dookster and will be right back. You proceed to go to the bathroom and eat a dead bat that you’ve been storing for a situation like this. You will instantly contract COVID-19 and lose all smell and taste. Now get back out there and enjoy a nice filet-o-fish.

T-Bone: Yo broski, what’s on the menu tonight?

Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..

T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.

Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.

by Stoney69 April 23, 2021

ooze

To drag or push through the mud, literally or metaphorically.

They took that guy to the edge of the swamp and oozed him for two hours.
She hired a smart lawyer who really oozed her ex.

by DippiusDappus February 28, 2019

Oozing sauce

Giving off a super hip vibe, sweating coolness.
Effortlessly groovy, like swag but relaxed.

I mean how could they not win? These boys were oozing sauce…

by GraveyDavie January 04, 2022

Bitchy ooze

When your such a bitch you just have a seeping bitchy ooze all around you just drowning everyone in your mean calus attitude

Dammit Susan your bitchy ooze is getting everywhere, we want to avoid drowning in your means ass

by SuezeeSmurd March 01, 2019