Yoko Onoing

screaming cacophonous death caws at the top of your lungs with an incomprehensible sense of self-assurance.
Mary got on stage at the high school talent show, but instead of singing a real song she just started Yoko Onoing.
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Yoko Ono

a "Yoko Ono" must be understood in the context of a music band/group. A "Yoko Ono" makes reference to former wife of late Beatles member, John Lennon. A "Yoko Ono" is a girl that holds a relationship with a member of a band and eventually breaks up the band. This is due to a high level of bitchiness on the girl's behalf and a the male band member being clingy and or whipped.
Yoko Ono has his dick on a leash.

That Yoko Ono is gonna destroy the band.

You Yoko Ono, you're tearing the band apart!
by bitchhunter453 July 04, 2010
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Yoko Ono

an adjective used to describe someone who destroys something great.
Courtney Love was Nirvana's Yoko Ono.
by Sgt. Pepper May 11, 2005
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Yoko Ono

man, the girlfriend of his is going to Yoko Ono his driving skills in his upcoming race.
by dave anderson October 31, 2004
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yoko ono

I HATE YOKO ONO i wrote a review a while back under a fake name IAN SHETRON well i didnt make my point clear. I think she has a good side and a bad side

THE GOOD SIDE
I now see different things when I think of her. In a way she is a great influencer on modern music. Not with her talent of music but her talent of Inspiring John Lennon. She inspired many of his greatest songs. She was very special to him and is mentioned CONSTANTLY through his songs.

THE BAD SIDE
To this day she and Paul Mccartney are mortal enemies. Since they met they have only had about three years of peace between 1981-1984 the years after John died ithink it was all because of grief over his death. But in the 37 years they've known eachother 35 they've hated eachother. Many believe that in 1970 Paul, George, and Ringo were confronted by John who said, "Yoko will be working with us from now on." This scared Paul and they got in a fight. They left and when Paul got home and wrote Too Many People a song bashing John and John went home and wrote God which he was Caught in the Heat of the Moment saying he doesnt believe in anything anymore. After Too Many People was released. John was FURIOUS and he called george and the recorded How do you Sleep saying how he has changed QUOTE: THOSE FREAKS WAS RIGHT WHEN THEY SAID YOU WAS
DEAD: Un-QUOTE
NOW TAKE YOKO OUT OF THE PICTURE
Cynthia was johns first wife and friends with all of the beatles and they wouldve stayed in london and john couldnt live in the U.S because their record company was in london. John possibly wouldnt have been in New York on December 9th 1980 he wouldnt have died and three months before his shooting yoko took his extra security out of their budget so he didnt have body guards escorting him anymore. MY POINT TAKE YOKO OUT OF THE PICTURE YOU HAVE A 1:2 CHANCE OF THE GREATEST MUSICAL GENIUS ALIVE WITH US TODAY ALONG WITH ANOTHER MAXIMUM 29 YEARS BEFORE GEORGE DIES OF CANCER TO KEEP THE BEATLES MUSIC COMING
my summary TAKE YOKO ONO OUT OF THE PICTURE YOU HAVE A 1:2 CHANCE OF THE GREATEST MUSICAL GENIUS ALIVE WITH US TODAY ALONG WITH ANOTHER MAXIMUM 29 YEARS BEFORE GEORGE DIES OF CANCER TO KEEP THE BEATLES MUSIC COMING

she is a great influencer on modern music. Not with her "talent" of music but her talent of Inspiring John Lennon
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Yoko Ono

The name you call a woman that is coming in between a group/or band of guys that has everything going good for them.

An Idea which comes from when the real Yoko Ono took part in the breaking up of the Beatles.
Sam:"She's starting to ruin our great bond that we have here guys."
Larry: "we have such a good

Louie: "she's being such a Yoko Ono "
by Lucy with diamonds July 15, 2014
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yoko ono syndrome

Yoko Ono Symdrome is used to describe when someone chooses to hate and vilify another person for the crime of dating a celebrity they find attractive, regardless of the massive odds of that person ever getting together with said celebrity themselves. Typically occurs to fans of teenage boybands.

The term comes from the massive hate Yoko Ono received from female fans of the Beatles following her relationship and marriage to John Lennon.
"I'm worried about my daughter, she keeps writing blog posts about how she hates anyone dating Harry Styles because she wants him for herself. I think she has Yoko Ono Syndrome."
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