OJ

Original jokesters. If you are a original jokester then you are an OJ.

Ashton and Michelle made an original joke that was so funny. Therefore they are Ojs.

by Moe Boss July 19, 2006

OJ

To Masturbate.

Dude, brb grabbing some OJ

by MSIkid November 18, 2010

OJ

"OJ" or O.J." means Only Joking.

"My mother has a penis........." "Really?" "OJ!" "Oh that means Only Joking!"

by Beeteew October 24, 2007

oj

1. Orange juice.

2. A way of saying "jack off" by taking the first two letter of each word (J & O) and switching them around. Often used in a way that makes it sound like it's referring to orange juice, but the receiver of the message knows what it really means.

1. I has a glass of OJ today. Real, normal OJ.

2. Dude, I had some OJ today. It was really pulpy and it felt great. I haven't had a glass for the longest time. The last part of the glass was just stunning.

by zaz April 10, 2005

OJ

I KILLED HER. I KILLED HER. I KILLED HER. I KILLED HER. I KILLED HER. I KILLED HER. I KILLED HER. I KILLED HER. I KILLED HER. I KILLED HER.

-OJ

by Truth Syrum April 04, 2016

oj

Commonly used by retards in video games that seem to believe, "oj", actually refers to the colour orange and not its real definition, "orange juice."

Idiot: "OJ WHY THE HELL DID YOU KILL ME."
Orange: "Wtf is OJ?"

by Ym is @ my house March 11, 2008

OJ

A quality, American-made name for a baby, be it boy or girl. Originates from Oj Simpson, an black American entrepreneur, famous for investing in KFC, due to his outright nigganess. He proud nigga, he a.

Marty: Delilah, our baby is SOO beautiful!
Delilah: I know, I wonder what name would fit him.
Marty: Let's call him, Oj.

by fourfinger5s November 18, 2014