Nutsack Cheese

A ripe and pungent cheese harvested from the glans and ballsack area of a hot, fat, sweaty and morbidly obese male. Considered a delecacy by some.

Carl gave himself a quick scratch and harvested up one of the ripest servings of nutsack cheese ever grown under two of his fingernails.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

Dead nuts

Archaic expression, used in many trades to mean 'spot on', or absolutely accurate. It originates from the times when machinsts machines were set with a set of nuts, on a fine threaded screw inside the machine which controled it's movements to and froe. The nut would be set at absolute zero, or the stop, or limit of the machine. When the nut was tightened, and the zero set, it would be considered a dead nut.

I know that part was accurate, my machine was dead nuts on!

by D. Cypher May 30, 2017

nutsackular

Of or pertaining to the testicular region of the human male.

While playing football, my son accidentally kicked me in the nutsackular area.

by pfnk October 21, 2008

fogging nuts

Going really, really fast.

I was doing 75 and he went past me fogging nuts.

by goldbugfever September 29, 2013

poopie nuts

Wiping an ass back to front with the result having shit smeared across the back side of the scrotum. People with this condition typically feel a crusty, foul smelling, and very uncomfortable sense of unease while presenting an extreme lack of personal hygiene. It can be devastating for the partner when participating in sexual intercourse. The only way to aviod is wiping the rectal region with 3ply toilet paper in a front to back manner.

My friend wiped his ass from back to front and ended up with poopie nuts.

by The one who smiles December 29, 2007

Spooky Nuts

When one turns out the lights, drops his pants and spreads his ball sack over a flashlight and in a ghostly voice chants spooooooky nuttttttttts repeatedly while showing off the glow through his sack.

It wasn't a stick your dick in the mashed potatoes kind of party but Russell pulled off another epic spooky nuts show for Angela who had never witnessed such awesomeness.

by Krittro November 4, 2013

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."

Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!

by Lemon Duck February 19, 2009