nuked diaper

Its when a baby gives such an aggresive bowal movement it leaves feces up the back and front to the base of the neck. And runs down the childs legs and leaves footprints as the child runs around screaming. After a few moments the diaper falls off and lands on the floor. When the parnts find out there is no fabric untouched and both parents have to run from the house to throw-up. Clean-up takes a hour with a carpet steamer and the smell will never leave the house or the nose.

Wife: Honey do you smell that?

Husband: Sweet Jes... I'm going to...pass out...(THUD)

Wife: OH Shit we got a nuked Diaper honey...honey???

Husband: (gasping)..I need air.

Wife: Pussy

by Ryan M. I. September 23, 2008

Jorge nunez

A hot, sexy, smart, bad ass, person. He can do anything. If you are a girl, ask him out. He likes all kinds of girls, dont be shy. Do it. Ask him out already. He will by you flowers and shit. His name is the definition of amazing. This is not written by him, if it was it would be sacred, and be studied for generations. Slogan: you aint never got to much jorge in your life. Goes to hhs.

Oh mer ghad its Jorge Nunez! (Girl collapses)

by Tupacolyose December 30, 2012

nuded

adv., v. or adj. to be found out, caught, exposed somehow.-- verb form: to out or expose.

Yeah, Gerald be dun nuded on dat bogus rap he toll his ole lady bout lass night. She got da truff from Sheri, an he be mash now.

Giffy nuded Ty big time on the deal that really went down.

by galcoolest August 4, 2005

Nuked the bathroom

When one had to defecate and the after effects smell as tho one had an animal crawl up there ass and die. Generally it smells like a rotting carcass.
Another name for blew up the bathroom.

Jon: "Holy mother of god, Don! Did a skunk crawl up your ass and die?"
Don: "Naw, Jon, i just nuked the bathroom."
Jon:"Dude, go light a match or use some air freshener or somthing. The smell damn near killed me!"

by Mishra October 5, 2016

nunned up

when you are a nun and decide to get reckless for the night.. steps to get nunned.
1. take your nun hat off
2. get some really weak alcohol (daiquiris are what i prefer)
3. drink WAAY to much

4. & last but not least.. enjoy being nunned the fuck up !

Dude, that bitch is way to nunned up.

Yo, you tryna get nunned up tonight ? ill bring the daiquiris..

by thug nasty a.k.a henry June 2, 2016

nukedick

Male genitalia that is so powerful it left the crevice in a post-apocalyptic state.

Nukedick is when yo dick powerful asf.

by AnalWolfe November 15, 2016

Nunes time

A time that is a minimum of 30 minutes behind the actual time within the time zone which the term is being used.

Q: Where is that guy?! He is so late!

A: No, he’s just on Nunes time.

by Enricopalozzo April 15, 2019