Norwich University

Name One Reason Why I Came Here:
Norwich, placed in Northfield, VT, is a private military school filled with faux pride, rampant homosexuality, massive stick-up-the-ass syndrome, terrible internet, and the best prison-food you will ever eat.

The slogan "Norwich Forever" alludes to either the stids you will never get rid of, the financial ruin you can never recover from, or the horrid images you can never unsee.

Incidentally, you may want to sow a condom on your dick.

Cadet 1: Man, Norwich is so gay, I could roast marshmallows on these flames.
Cadet 2: Norwich forever, bro.

Professor: Why did you attend Norwich University?
Student: Uh, well, it's.... ugh, it's got my major? kind of? Uhm... I... uh... I don't really know.. Norwich, you know?

by thatswaggotcivi September 18, 2013

Norwich Navigators

a minor league baseball team that USED to play in norwich Ct. they were affiliated to the yankees, so a bunch of superstars always swung by. then the giants took over, and it was gay. then they became the connecticut defenders, which was obsenely gay, and they are gone too. what the fuck?

i wanted to go see roger clemens make his comeback start at the norwich navigators game, but o wait we can only watch shitty mexican giants players.

by hartfordwhalers4life November 17, 2009

Norwich Fire Dept.

Norwich Fire, The best damn fire dept around!!!

Norwich Station, Norwich Monitors

by B. Ballin September 15, 2003

Norwich High Boy

A rich student that feels the need to wear suits to school, and really gay scarves. They live off "daddys" credit card and prey on young Norwich girls school student (a simple equation...1/2 own age +1 =their girlfriends. To put it bluntly, they are snobby pricks.

"hello im gay"

by Paul Gregory (07709447321) December 27, 2003

Norwigaboo

Norwigaboo: noun

a person who is not Norwegian but obsessed with Norwegian culture.
usually a cross country skier with a Norwegian flag hat.

that Norwigaboo thinks he is hot stuff with all his new skiing gear.

by Bjorn Sveason December 20, 2017

Norwin

A school full of want to be hicks, ghetto white girls, whores, and annoying rich kids. They suck at every sport.

Did you see Norwin lost another football game 50-0

You know that whore Bri she goes to Norwin
All those Norwin girls are easy to get with

by LocalLoser69 December 27, 2022

Norwich

1. a small dull city in the eastern backwaters of England. Has no major transport links with any other part of the UK and that is not by accident. Home of Britains gayest football team after Watford.
Considered the centre of civilisation by BBC Look East and ITV Anglia news
NOTHING EXCITING EVER HAPPENS HERE

2. Stands for N.ickers O.ff R.eady W.hen I. C.ome H.ome

"Im going to Norwich tomorrow"

"were the fuck is Norwich?"

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003