Needle Noodle

Male genitalia that is flaccid and skinny resembling a needle as well as floppy like overcooked pasta.

Ben:"Wow did you guys see Chalsens Needle Noodle with the condom still on in Seaside?"
Shea:"Yeah, it looked like a tapeworm"

by KamaCoskey January 3, 2009

Noodler

The act of shoving one’s fist into a man or woman’s asshole during sex, in a similar manner to how a catfish is caught in the Southern United States.

Steve: Yo bro, I was elbow deep in Lisa’s ass last night!

Paul: The Noodler, a classic move!

by PussyKing420 October 14, 2019

Noodle Cat

The Cutest Fucking Cat tm in the whole planet...made up of noodles...and is pawsome...made by a person with a paper bag on their face...and a Chef Made out of diamonds..

Look how fucking cute noodle cat is fred....
Yes...yes he is

by RossThedisciple July 30, 2020

crack my noodle

a term used to describe the act of making someone else laugh really hard.

for example:
"That was so funny. You crack my noodle!"

"You cracked my noodle sooo HARD last night."

"Quit cracking my noodle!"

"You just shattered my whole box of noodles."

VARIATIONS ARE ENCOURAGED.

by noodlecrackingwHore May 24, 2012

Armenian Noodle Dip

An Armenian noodle dip is when a man and woman are enagaged in sexual acts and as the man is about to cum he is standing up and holding the girl from the back of the neck where her face is right in front of the dick. the girl would then pout her lips for a few fun-filled cockslaps to lips and face until he is ready to cum. Right before the man cums he sticks the tip of his penis in the left nostril and cums, and the cum goes up and dips down the throat where you can play around with or pull it from eather side. (can be put in the right nostril but preferably the left)

Haig: Yeah so like i banged the shit out of her right?
Jon: Yeah..then what?
Haig: i saved my cum and thought should i give this bitch the armenian noodle dip?
Haig: you know i did.

by Allllllex August 9, 2006

Ramen Noodles

God's gift to mankind.

Try some Ramen Noodles, then you'll know..

by ThatGirl729 May 7, 2011

Noodle J

When your getting head from an unattractive chick at a party but you can't get your dick up in order to sustain the entirety of the blow job.

"I got a noodle j from this fat chick at Steve's party last night."

by Stevezilla March 19, 2010