Swedish Nigel

1) The largest cock in the world, a huge dick with a giant pair of balls hanging down from it.

2) A dick with a blonde wig made of mustard spread on top of it.

I accidentally caught a glance at that losers golden wang in the shower, my Swedish Nigel puts him to shame.

by LazyGuyDoWork September 8, 2011

nigel blackfoot

the whitest black kid ever who is huge and has a blackbelt in karate yet is scared of little white kids. from robbinsville new jersey. also has flat feet.

person 1: hey i saw nigel blackfoot today
person 2: ooh that sucks... did he have flat feet?
person 1: yes, and hes black
person 2: whoa

by svenson the jew May 8, 2009

Filthy Nigel

Involving necrophilia, the Filthy Nigel involves digging up a fresh grave and extracting the lungs from the corpse (only on any Thursday of the month). Then you take a shit in the lungs (hopefully they haven't decayed too much). After the lungs are filled with shit, the tubes are used as a sexual orifice, filling the lungs with semen in addition to shit.

If you feel sick while performing the Filthy Nigel, simply use the lungs. After everything is completed, bake the lungs at 350 degrees fahrenheit for a day and a half, and enjoy!

"That Filthy Nigel made out of Sarah's mom was delicious! Better than any kind of Haggis I've ever tried."

by Filthy Nigel March 22, 2009

Nigel farage

Drug dealer

Nigel farage made a cameo advertising drugs

by Lord spacula October 31, 2022

Nigella Lawson

A ridiculously attractive, sexy British TV chef. There are other British TV chefs, but she is definitely the most enjoyable to watch. Her dialogue is easier to follow than that of Jamie Oliver (who talks like he is on acid), and she doesn't have the crass vocabulary of Gordon Ramsay. She is especially popular with males aged 18-40, and if you ever watch one of her shows you will see why. Basically she possesses an incredible bust, and has a sensual demeanor that makes her hot, even when cutting onions or scaling a fish.

Her recipes are actually pretty neat too.

I don't normally watch cooking shows, but I make an exception if it has Nigella in it

I would rather spend a day with Nigella Lawson than a whole week with Megan Fox. Megan is fine, but Nigella is fiiiiiiner

by sahboh11 November 30, 2011

Nigbiscuit

Biscuits served at KFC; Often enjoyed with some fried chicken and a cool glass of Kool-Aid.

Ay yo lil' niggy, let's go get some of those nigbiscuits at the local KFC.

Yeah grab those Niglets and let's bounce.

by DaWillShaw October 21, 2010

Nibberish

A combination of nigger-speak and jibberish. Most mainstream rappers use this new disgusting form on language. Most prominently, Rihanna in her new song, "Work".

I was trying to understand Rihanna's new song, "Work", but I don't speak nibberish.

by Aphelion June 23, 2016