nifto

an adjective that means cool, awesome, radical, etc. it combines neato and nifty.

Hey, those Converse One Stars are pretty nifto.

by emogenius February 25, 2004

nifty

(adj) Something cool.

Sluggy is Nifty

by Benkay November 8, 2002

Niftalem

Niftalem (noun, name), or often referred to simply as Nif or (Nif, Nif) and sometimes correctly spelled Neftalem is an angry male who spends most of his late evening inhaling Shisha (white people refer to this as Hookah). No one knows why he is always angry much like this >:-( . but, his close friends suspect it’s because he has been losing his hair for quite some time now.

Leul: Hey Nahom, how do you say “Boogy world” in Amharic?

Nahom: oh, wait… Nift-Alem... niftam. ha ha ha

Both: ha ha ha

Niftalem: >:-( puff, puff

by TUgreatestMoments August 31, 2010

nifty

Refers to www.nifty.org, a rather large archive of erotic literature, a bit of it rather odd. Includes a vast array of topics, including, but not limited to, beastiality, incest, rape, bondage, hermaphrodism, gay/lesbian/bi/trans, sex with children, and at least one rendition of the story behind tubgirl.

Nifty is home to some of the most fucked up and disturbing stories ever. Long live Nifty.

by Mike September 17, 2004

nifty picnic

Neat; Cool; neat idea.

Person 1: Look at my painting.
Person 2: Wow. That's a nifty picnic.

by Georgee May 1, 2008

niftyriffic

Nifftyriffic adj.

terrifyingly nifty; first-rate; top-notch; awesome; coolies; better than sex; superb

History: Niftyriffic is the world's greatest word. It was invented by the great scholar Owen Lloyd

Owen Lloyd is incomparatively more niftyriffic than a douchebag like Mary Danielle

by Owen Lloyd May 19, 2004

niftyfucktastic

to fuck one in a nifty fashion

"that was on niftyfucktastic expirence we just had"

by sindy April 23, 2003