Next next week

Not next week but the week after.
"You actually can come over today because i'm not getting my hair cut till next next week."
by Toomms January 15, 2010
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Oh, you work as a dog walker? Next!
by Steve the C October 06, 2012
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verb, transitive: to discard someone and move on to the next person; often used in cyber-dating but also used in meatspace
Darlin’, after what you did to me, I’ve got half a mind to next you, but I’ll give you one more chance.

Alysia, that guy’s really hot, but he treats me like so much shit--you think I oughta next his ass?

Dude, I saw your girlfriend out with someone else; looks like she nexted you.
by KathMac August 08, 2007
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verb, transitive: to discard someone and move on to the next person; often used in cyber-dating but also used in meatspace
Darlin', after what you did to me, I've got half a mind to next you, but I'll give you one more chance.

He's really hot, but he treats me like so much shit, you think I oughta next his ass?

Dude, I saw your girlfriend out with someone else; looks like she nexted you.
by KathMac June 10, 2007
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Term used to tell another person, thing, or object that you have dispensed with its use.

Word used to describe a situation or person or thing that you want nothing to do with.

Derived from places of employment where someone working can yell "next!" implying they are moving on from the first person and bringing on another.
Person 1: Man, that girl is such a flirt but will never date me.

Response 1: Dude you've gotta next that girl.
Response 2: Next!

Person 2: That raccoon just tried to eat my face.

Response 1: NEXT that raccoon!
by ruckster87 July 23, 2008
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Nexted

The act of text messaging someone even though they are standing right next to you or near you, so that no one else knows what they are thinking or saying.
I wanted to tell her how badly I want in her pants during our meeting with the chairman of the board, but I couldn't, so I just nexted her...
by booperguy July 09, 2010
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A pop-culture reference to the not-so-popular MTV dating show "Next" that suggests one has dumped or "nexted" his or her spouse, lover, or romantic interest of the time being.
Rachel: "So what happened to that Joe guy you used to date."

Sarah: "Oh, he had crabs, so I totally nexted him."
by StarQueenBitch April 09, 2010
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