E! Network

A television network created by, programmed by, (and FOR):
1. Persons whom have sustained a traumatic brain injury.
2. Persons who have a naturally low I.Q. (room temp.)
3. Worthless assholes who have nothing to do but collect a welfare check.
4. Just about any other idiot who gives a shit about dumbass wannabe celebrities and their useless lives.
Absolutely loaded with brainless shows see Chelsea handler
I would rather get a chainsaw enema than have to watch E!

Trailer park housewife# 1: hey verlene,you wanna come over and watch E! Network with me?
Trailer park housewife #2: sure, right after I suck on the loud end of a shotgun.
Trailer park housewife #1: so is that a no then?
*BANG*

by roadkil August 11, 2011

asian network

The way ever asian miracously happen to know each other through mysterious "connections".

"You know Jenny too??? How do you know her?!?!?!? You guys live on opposite parts of the globe!!!!!"

by J.K April 01, 2005

Food Network

Porn for fatties.

The other day we caught Jane watching Food Network with his pants down.

by domaurarigatou January 03, 2009

Cartoon Network

A channel that airs children shows in the day and adult shows (adult swim) in the night. Cartoon Network is also known for popular kids shows like the Powerpuff Girls, Dexter's Lab and newer ones like the Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show and Teen Titans.

My 10-year-old sister likes to watch Cartoon Network shows but I pefer Adult Swim.

by mop December 28, 2004

network blip

The "offical explanation" for a brief network outage you are too lazy to investigate.

Network access has been restored, we suffered a brief network blip.

by Nemesis_SOB March 11, 2005

social networking

a place where people hide behind a screen sharing things they did only to post it on online to get likes, comments, followers, ect.

Social networking is the down fall of our world.

by sw1mm1n January 18, 2015

Network Consultant

A parasite that contributes nothing to the network and is only looking for ways to stay on the payroll. This is the individual at the burger joint that asks “do you want fries with that?” The network Consultant is constantly looking for useless network tweaks to justify his presence at a customer site. Be especially weary of the Euro-trash no talent hack type; this character dazzles senior management with a ridiculous accent all the while unraveling the solid network that’s in place. Network consultants never look at a network as a whole, but only analyze bits and pieces of it. In this manner they always have work do to since the last project they completed broke some other part of the network.

I’m gonna have to give nickel blow jobs in the street to get my self respect back after taking this network consultant job.

If that network consultant was on fire; I wouldn’t piss on him.

by network dog February 14, 2006