Reed Hastings, Steve Swasey and all their investor fanboys laughed piggishly as they gathered around the gargantuan mahogony conference table to pitch new ways of Netflixing their hardworking loyal customers.
"Maybe we can Netflix our customer base by jacking the rates again right around Christmas this time," said Hastings
"I can tell the public the total 78% price hike from two seperate increases since last September amount to no more than two lattes at Starbucks. A mere triffle. Hahahaa" said Swasey
(Chorous Laughter and Guffaws from the boardroom stacked with fat, double chinned, sweaty, corporate shills )
"I'm so tired of getting netflixed every 4 months just to stream these crappy "whimsy, romantic, cerebral comedies based on award winning Burkino Fasan biographies" that Netflix recommends. And why the hell am Ipaying to recieve stream these "new" releases 10 months after Amazon Prime and Redbox have them?" said the Ex Netflix customer
"Maybe we can Netflix our customer base by jacking the rates again right around Christmas this time," said Hastings
"I can tell the public the total 78% price hike from two seperate increases since last September amount to no more than two lattes at Starbucks. A mere triffle. Hahahaa" said Swasey
(Chorous Laughter and Guffaws from the boardroom stacked with fat, double chinned, sweaty, corporate shills )
"I'm so tired of getting netflixed every 4 months just to stream these crappy "whimsy, romantic, cerebral comedies based on award winning Burkino Fasan biographies" that Netflix recommends. And why the hell am Ipaying to recieve stream these "new" releases 10 months after Amazon Prime and Redbox have them?" said the Ex Netflix customer
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A violently wide spreading condition that affects billions around the world as they uncontrollably use the media broadcasting service Netflix
Side effects include
1.Disconnection from Peers
2.Gain in Weight
3.Vitamin D Deficiency
4.Rise In Internet Bill
5. Approaching Death
Side effects include
1.Disconnection from Peers
2.Gain in Weight
3.Vitamin D Deficiency
4.Rise In Internet Bill
5. Approaching Death
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