The act of covering a toilet seat with two layers of toilet paper, because some douche bag left a fucking turd on the toilet seat at work, and there's no way I'm sitting on that fucking thing with only one layer of toilet paper.
Yo, can you toss me in some more toilet paper? I'm double nesting this bitch because big kev took another shit.
by Gunslinga March 21, 2008
Get the double nesting mug.The act of one man masturbating while towering above a group of chicks, as the women wait with great excitement (open-mouthed and straining necks) and anticipation for the man to ejaculate into their mouths.
When the man does shoot his load, the women eagerly cajole with each other to get a taste of the man cream, and greedily devour the spunk as though their lives depended on it.
This emulates the way chicks in a nest anticipate the food (often worms) their mother may bring to them. Upon tasting the worms the chicks become increasingly excited and eager to get as much of the worms as possible, often fighting for the best position, and largest portion of food.
This scenario is often witnessed in porn videos, and often follows the man having vaginal or anal sex with one of the women before the women partake in the birds nesting. However, it doesn’t have to be exclusively in porn videos.
When the man does shoot his load, the women eagerly cajole with each other to get a taste of the man cream, and greedily devour the spunk as though their lives depended on it.
This emulates the way chicks in a nest anticipate the food (often worms) their mother may bring to them. Upon tasting the worms the chicks become increasingly excited and eager to get as much of the worms as possible, often fighting for the best position, and largest portion of food.
This scenario is often witnessed in porn videos, and often follows the man having vaginal or anal sex with one of the women before the women partake in the birds nesting. However, it doesn’t have to be exclusively in porn videos.
Man: “Sweetheart, my balls are as hard as rock, and waiting to blow. Why don’t you invite a couple of your girlfriends round, for a bit of birds nesting?”
Girlfriend: “I thought you’d never ask, darling.”
Girlfriend: “I thought you’d never ask, darling.”
by bob's mullet July 10, 2010
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v. 1. being involved in a naked cuddle puddle which often, but not always, includes varied forms of fornication
2. preparing layers of blankets and pillows at any location in the fashion of a Fuck Nest, mostly with intentions of intercourse with one or more persons.
3. The act of fucking in said Fuck Nest.
2. preparing layers of blankets and pillows at any location in the fashion of a Fuck Nest, mostly with intentions of intercourse with one or more persons.
3. The act of fucking in said Fuck Nest.
"That goblin is so cute, piling up those animal skins. They must be planning to raid a brothel tonight, because I have seen several others fuck nesting."
"There were so many writhing bodies fuck nesting."
"There were so many writhing bodies fuck nesting."
by Vythel May 14, 2014
Get the fuck nesting mug.When a girl or woman, typically intoxicated, strategically stores her things in a man's room during a party or get-together with intentions of coercing him into letting her stay the night. This strategy should not be confused with the idea of a girl simply placing her belongings in the said gentleman's room to be picked up later. She purposefully places her things in niches of the room that portray her "belonging" in that environment, and may include hiding certain items so that she and the said gentleman can look for that item together, initiating a pseudo-bonding experience that may allow her more time to convince him into making decisions he will likely regret in the morning. Accompanying this act may include leaving an item in the room after departing in the morning or early afternoon, such as a key or cell phone, forcing the man to let the woman back into his quarters. She usually does this in desperation of initiating some sort of long term relationship now that she has her "foot in the door" so to speak.
Lush Nesting
Joe: Amanda was knocking on Bill's door until 5 AM last night again. She Lush Nested the place earlier last night so she would have an excuse to get on him.
Phil: Again?
Joe: Yeah, and of course, it worked like it always does. I heard them banging until 7. God, I can't wait to give him shit when he wakes up.
Phil: ......Maybe we should take it easy on him.
Joe: Why the hell would we do that?
Phil: Because Jesse did that to me last night, and she is still in my room.
Joe:....simply amazing.
Joe: Amanda was knocking on Bill's door until 5 AM last night again. She Lush Nested the place earlier last night so she would have an excuse to get on him.
Phil: Again?
Joe: Yeah, and of course, it worked like it always does. I heard them banging until 7. God, I can't wait to give him shit when he wakes up.
Phil: ......Maybe we should take it easy on him.
Joe: Why the hell would we do that?
Phil: Because Jesse did that to me last night, and she is still in my room.
Joe:....simply amazing.
by College of Woo Community January 25, 2009
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Person 2: You need to do some Poo Nesting!!! Build yourself a Toilet Paper Poo Nest. Problem solved!!!
Person 2: You need to do some Poo Nesting!!! Build yourself a Toilet Paper Poo Nest. Problem solved!!!
by Robes100 October 14, 2013
Get the poo nesting mug.The process of creating a nest of the floor of the bathroom out of towels and blankets. This is usually done because someone is too drunk or otherwise sick and is constantly throwing up.
"Hey man, have you seen Roger?"
"He's bathroom nesting in there. He even took my pillow. "
"Poor bugger."
"He's bathroom nesting in there. He even took my pillow. "
"Poor bugger."
by Tisigornorich March 7, 2015
Get the Bathroom nesting mug.The act of placing toilet paper in a toilet in order to absorb all of the water, then defecating on top of it, rendering the toilet unable to be flushed and resembling a bird's nest.
Prior to leaving the hotel room, Johnny got caught Bird Nesting the toilet to spite the crappy hotel service.
by JoshAndMitch January 17, 2011
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