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NES blowjob

Noun

1. Derived from the classic Nintendo Entertainment System, it's a degrading act that every young gamer had to perform in the 80s out of desperation by means of blowing into the slit of a game cartridge and reinserting it to achieve stimulus and gratification. Usually done while on the knees, excessive blowjobs may result in feelings of being lightheaded or dizziness.

To perform an NES Blowjob simply:

Remove the cartridge
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Sweet talk it a little
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Blow into the console
Beg
Re-insert the cart

Press power
Maybe smack it a little
The release of the first Sony Playstation "PSX" or PS One represents the end of the NES blowjob era.
by billebllunt May 15, 2014
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nes classic

That one thing that you can never get for less than $300. Filthy scalpers, ya dumb cunts.
Bob:Holly shit Nintendo released this cool thing that people actually buy... the nes classic

Bob(3 minutes later):aaand there gone.
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Neš jače

Used by stupid fools in the Balkan region.
This phrase uses gaseri (peasants in Serbia).
It doesn't have a special meaning. It's just saying that you have nothing else to say and it shows that your IQ is the same as room temperature.
Neš jače can go with literally every sentence.
by Therealsexpistol July 3, 2021
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Nes.t.d.

When you contract a sexually transmitted disease from sharing a can of Nestea.

Note: Commonly mistaken for N.e.s.t.d. (When one contracts a sexually transmitted disease after sticking their penis in the slot of a Nintendo entertainment system.
"I went to a Cookout Saturday and Karen gave me a Nes.t.d.!"

If I only would have done the dew I wouldn't be stuck with this damn Nes.t.d..

It's a Nes.t.d.! Not a N.e.s.t.d.!...You know I only got gamecast!
by ThirstingForMen December 5, 2012
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nes-quik

An african american in the sunrise mall who seems to be poor/the stereotypical nigger.
that nes-quik is conceling a glock 9 in his pants!!
by 1337 Haxz0r!!11oneone April 3, 2005
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Nes nas

A fucking Retard who goes around putting other people down by defining them on the internet. This uncommon act is called nesnassing ref nesnas
by YanZ April 1, 2004
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NES Case2

(Nervous emotion Syndrome) Case act 2 of describing condition

Case 2 - Loss of Topic to Say
Studder while speaking
Saying something stupid
Running into near-by objects
smile to smile distraction (waving optional)
I found out I have NES Case2
by Alex Chandler April 30, 2007
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