Noun
1. Derived from the classic Nintendo Entertainment System, it's a degrading act that every young gamer had to perform in the 80s out of desperation by means of blowing into the slit of a game cartridge and reinserting it to achieve stimulus and gratification. Usually done while on the knees, excessive blowjobs may result in feelings of being lightheaded or dizziness.
To perform an NES Blowjob simply:
Remove the cartridge
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Sweet talk it a little
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Blow into the console
Beg
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Maybe smack it a little
1. Derived from the classic Nintendo Entertainment System, it's a degrading act that every young gamer had to perform in the 80s out of desperation by means of blowing into the slit of a game cartridge and reinserting it to achieve stimulus and gratification. Usually done while on the knees, excessive blowjobs may result in feelings of being lightheaded or dizziness.
To perform an NES Blowjob simply:
Remove the cartridge
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Sweet talk it a little
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Blow into the console
Beg
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Maybe smack it a little
The release of the first Sony Playstation "PSX" or PS One represents the end of the NES blowjob era.
by billebllunt May 15, 2014
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Bob(3 minutes later):aaand there gone.
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This phrase uses gaseri (peasants in Serbia).
It doesn't have a special meaning. It's just saying that you have nothing else to say and it shows that your IQ is the same as room temperature.
This phrase uses gaseri (peasants in Serbia).
It doesn't have a special meaning. It's just saying that you have nothing else to say and it shows that your IQ is the same as room temperature.
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Note: Commonly mistaken for N.e.s.t.d. (When one contracts a sexually transmitted disease after sticking their penis in the slot of a Nintendo entertainment system.
Note: Commonly mistaken for N.e.s.t.d. (When one contracts a sexually transmitted disease after sticking their penis in the slot of a Nintendo entertainment system.
"I went to a Cookout Saturday and Karen gave me a Nes.t.d.!"
If I only would have done the dew I wouldn't be stuck with this damn Nes.t.d..
It's a Nes.t.d.! Not a N.e.s.t.d.!...You know I only got gamecast!
If I only would have done the dew I wouldn't be stuck with this damn Nes.t.d..
It's a Nes.t.d.! Not a N.e.s.t.d.!...You know I only got gamecast!
by ThirstingForMen December 5, 2012
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Get the nes-quik mug.A fucking Retard who goes around putting other people down by defining them on the internet. This uncommon act is called nesnassing ref nesnas
by YanZ April 1, 2004
Get the Nes nas mug.(Nervous emotion Syndrome) Case act 2 of describing condition
Case 2 - Loss of Topic to Say
Studder while speaking
Saying something stupid
Running into near-by objects
smile to smile distraction (waving optional)
Case 2 - Loss of Topic to Say
Studder while speaking
Saying something stupid
Running into near-by objects
smile to smile distraction (waving optional)
by Alex Chandler April 30, 2007
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