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safety nazi

(n.) A person obsessed with safety and possessing a fascist belief that everyone who believes otherwise is irresponsible, reckless, and should be publicly chastised.

Commonly have children who wear helmets to do virtually anything fun and are responsible for child proof cigarette lighters, the disappearance of fireworks, and for laws requiring use of seat-belts and motorcycle helmets. Also includes almost anything related to OSHA. Common to internet bulletin boards dealing with outdoor adventure.

syn. safety police
I remember the day when you could actually buy bottle rockets and fire crackers, but the safety nazis took care of that.
by brian in lansing October 2, 2005
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neon nazi

Fascist who eschews national socialist garb and its accoutrements in favor of fashwave, hyperreal memes, and retrofuturist aesthetics.
Neon Nazis a la Richard Spencer wear white polo T-shirts, Ray-Ban sunglasses, and sport fashcuts.
by tomorrowtomorrow October 26, 2017
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Mask Nazi

Someone who thinks everyone should wear a mask at all times, with no exceptions. You can't even eat or drink around a mask nazi, they will flip the fuck out if you do. They confront those who are not wearing masks (even if masks aren't required). Masks Nazis will harass, sometimes even attack those not wearing masks.
Mask Nazi: You must wear a mask at all times! No exceptions! No eating or drinking allowed because that requires the mask to be taken off!
Everyone else: Ok Mask Nazi!
by ZenderManIsADiscoKiller August 30, 2020
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Secret Nazi Treasure Train

A group sex act, wherein all participants don WW2 era (leather/latex/etc.) fetish clothing and/or Steam Punk inspired sex toys. There is a Fight Club/Vegas rule barring all involved from speaking about any activities to anyone who was not present.
Bob: Hey, Jim, you look worn out. Rough weekend?
Jim: I'm fine. Just not feeling well.
Sue, whispering to Jim: That was a great Secret Nazi Treasure Train we did up Saturday night. I still can't feel my nipples.
Jim: Shhhh!

fetish leather secret Nazi treasure train
by listopencil October 11, 2015
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canon nazi

In terms of fandom, a canon nazi is a person who strictly adheres to canon, with no deviation whatsoever. A canon nazi is not necessarily a creator of fanfic or fanart, and can just be someone who enjoys other fanworks adhering to canon (or complains about crackfic and other non-canon compliant works).
A: Did you read the fanfic about Draco and Snape?! Omg so hot.
B: No, I don't really like non-canon pairings.
A: OMG CANON NAZI
by xyv September 23, 2009
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Window Nazi

Refers to a driver of a car that puts the locks on the window controls so no one else in the car can work their own window. Only the driver can determine if a window will be rolled down or up. Someone who locks the windows is a Window Nazi.
"Dad is such a Window Nazi"
by Ginas2lucky May 17, 2008
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Heat Nazi

A person who micromanages the home/apartment thermostat in order to maintain an budget-friendly temperature of 65 degrees or less.
"Baby I'm sorry it's cold here but one of my roommates is a fucking heat nazi. We split the utilities four ways and that's still not enough for him."
by M.O. March 20, 2010
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