narcissism

1. Excessive love or admiration of oneself. See Synonyms at conceit.
2. A psychological condition characterized by self-preoccupation, lack of empathy, and unconscious deficits in self-esteem.
3. Erotic pleasure derived from contemplation or admiration of one's own body or self, especially as a fixation on or a regression to an infantile stage of development.
4. The attribute of the human psyche charactized by admiration of oneself but within normal limits.
5. Unless you are an Army Ranger. In which case it simply means you're awesome... Rangers Lead The Way

That a prime example of narcissism, that ranger is awesome!

by Dr. Regnar January 5, 2013

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NARCissism

A psychological condition in which people are genetically predisposed to be snitch ass informants.

Often times, these NARCissistic people will rat people out, not based on what is right or wrong, but because of peer pressure.

Norene: Oh no, I've been ratted out for smoking pot!

Alex: Sorry, Norene, it had to be done, I suffer from NARCissism. My friends told me to do it...

Norene: Oh well, you've only ruined my summer! Thanks Alex.

by McTweezy July 12, 2010

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Narcissism

An unhealthy preoccupation with condom wearing.

You will address all teachers by the N word, narcissism: An unhealthy preoccupation with condom wearing.
- Dennis Prager

by Just Another Idiot November 9, 2019

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Narcissism

Liking who you are, and not feeling like you need to change who you are or what you (or your body) look like is not the same thing as being in love with yourself, so it's not narcissism. Bullshit people tell you it's all narcissism, then after they try and get you to focus on every flaw, the same bullshit people call it insecurity. Bullshit people want you to think you're more insecure than you really are so that you'll want to change, to transform into something you will like, then try and call it narcissism if you actually end up liking yourself, so really any changes you would make would be pointless in the first place, they were never needed and neither were the people who suggested the changes.

Being yourself and liking it(liking who you are) is not the same thing as narcissism. With people who like to call people narcissistic a lot, sometimes the pot is calling the kettle black, and the kettle is good the way it is. Sometimes the people that need a taste of their own shit the most are the ones trying to give other people a taste of theirs all the time.

by Solid Mantis May 6, 2020

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Narcolism

A disease that makes you instantly retarted and can never be undone, once you get it you can never get rid of it. Narcolism makes you dumb, say stupid things and act out. You also get into dumb arguments that are not relevant to the topic

guy what the hell is he doing
guy 2 I don’t know he probably has narcolism

by That guy05 April 24, 2018

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