Narcolism 

A disease that makes you instantly retarted and can never be undone, once you get it you can never get rid of it. Narcolism makes you dumb, say stupid things and act out. You also get into dumb arguments that are not relevant to the topic

guy what the hell is he doing
guy 2 I don’t know he probably has narcolism

Narcolism by That guy05 April 24, 2018

Narcoliteracy

A cognitive impairment in which you randomly fall asleep while reading any type of literature. The period in which the subject sleeps is roughly around 15 to 30 minuets. It will kick in while reading any type of novel, newspaper, or short story. It will also occur during tests/reading exams. Less than 1%of all humans have been diagnosed with this impairment and there are no known cures. It is highly suggested that people with narcolituracy should only read in uncomfortable positions or stick with books with more pictures than words for this raises chances of staying awake.

Jimmy flunked his final reading exam because his damn narcoliteracy kept acting up.

Narcoliteracy by Paco Vega Garza Raul Cual December 27, 2009

Narcotist 

(plural narcotists) One who is addicted to a narcotic drug.

Damn Jeffery is crazy all the time. I guess he’s a narcotist.

Narcotist by shiapure December 20, 2021

narcolingus

To fall asleep while performing oral sex on a woman.

I was so drunk last night that I suffered an attack of narcolingus while dining at the y.

narcolingus by kitchenwarehelmet August 6, 2009

Nargalism 

sporadically passing out in any situation or place.

"Man, I have a bad case of nargalism"

"Nargalism to the max!"

"I'm about to Nargalize"

Nargalism by Awayboardn April 8, 2009

Naralism 

Naralism is a Religion where we believe that the sun Is our god. We believe that Civilus (A meteor) Hit the earth and caused a massive earthquake that ran the dinosaurs into extinction. On Civilus there was a Micro Organism called Microsapien. when Civilus crashed on earth it leaked the Microsapien’s to be free from Orbit.
The Microsapien’s Cells Developed and grew larger and larger until they became a Mammal form and were known as the Homo gautengensis.

"I believe in Naralism"

Naralism by The Random lunch dumbasses October 25, 2019

Narcosis

Becoming unconscious/asleep because of the effects of a narcotic/opioid drug.

Joe: Damn Jim, took 20mgs of Morphine last night and 5 minutes later I was out for 8 hours.
Jim: You had narcosis Joe. Taper the dose down to 15mg, you should be okay then.

Narcosis by Rocker007 April 5, 2009