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Nutpack

When a person is doing some absolute dumb shit, they must have been smoking on that nutpack
Person A: “Damn bro you see that video of Deon rubbing his dick on car windows?”

Person B: “That nigga been smoking that nutpack.”
by Maximus Pimp February 15, 2020
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buttery nutsack

A delicious shot made up of 1 part tequila, 1.5 parts of amaretto and 1.5 parts of butterscotch schnapps.
Last night we were downing buttery nutsacks until we couldn't see tsraight.
by rays11fan June 22, 2010
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nutscaping

Nutscaping is the act of taking a picture with one's testicles hanging over the imagery one wishes to capture.
Jim: "Have you seen my holidays pictures in the Sahara?"
Maurice: "Yes, yes, I'm not falling for your nutscaping pranks again."
by TonyYen December 28, 2015
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nutscaping

The act of capturing the most beautiful of vistas with a camera pointed backwards through your legs at such an angle as to capture the aforementioned view with a tasteful hint of scrotum in the blurry foreground.
Tommo : "I just love Blackpool tower."
Dave : "Yeah, we so gotta nutscape the view"
Both turnaround, drop their kecks, bend forward, position their camera thru their legs capturing the splendiferous Blackpool tower garnished with a hint of scrotum to the right. Beautiful nutscaping,
by thesilvercloud December 28, 2015
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Nutsack Kite

When you're on a bike wearing gym shorts or nude and you stand up. Your nutsack catches wind and flies like a kite
Yo bro i was on my bike and i stood up. It was like a fuckin nutsack kite.
by supah phresh March 24, 2008
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Nutsack Tardzan

A minor injury that occurs during the unlikely combination of circumstances in which one is naked or wearing loose pants, trousers, slacks, shorts, or undergarments on a particularly warm day.

In order for it to happen, one must start a forward pendulous swing while initiating a free fall onto a hard surface, as if to sit. If the timing is precise, the hanging scrotum and concomitant testicles will descend upon the surface at the very bottom of its swing, at maximum kinetic energy, causing an impact not dissimilar to a mentally disabled man attempting to swing on a vine that is just a fraction too long (a Tardzan).
It was really hot out, and I had just peeled my balls off my taint, and plopped down on the bench and pulled a major Nutsack Tardzan.
by Boopieman November 4, 2012
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Nuttacular

Nuttacular is when there is something or someone so amazing that you bust a nut to them.
“Did you see Angelina Jolie she is fucking nuttacular!” Or “ bro my In N Out burger was nuttacular.”
by Donny Knoxx August 8, 2021
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