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by NotPhyto March 3, 2022
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Watching The Notebook

Watching "The Notebook" is synonymous to:

Inflicting pain and extreme depression upon your soul

Hours and hours of happy-sad-life is ending-crying.
I'm "Watching The Notebook"; I will require exactly one week and 2 days to recuperate. If I have not recovered by this time, call a specialist.
by Himynameishahaimnottellingyou November 24, 2013
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Notebook

"Notebook", is the term you use to refer to a LAPTOP computer if you are:

A) A 9 year old girl that likes Bratz dolls.

B) A fucking tool of Dell & Microsoft.

C) n00b
If we start calling certain computers notebooks that leads to grammatical ambiguity.

Customer: Hi, I like to buy a notebook.
Clerk: Okay, would you like a $5 or $500 model?

It's a stupid nickname created by retards who decided to major in marketing during college becuase they wanted to spend the majority of their time getting wasted.
by Urban Hitchhiker January 15, 2006
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The Notebook

The greatest movie, it is so sad. I cried all through the end. Every guy who said its a pussy movie and only a chick flick, i bet you bawled your fucking eyes out. It's not bad to be a little sentimental, you cannot tell me you didn't find it sad, the fact that he went day after day trying to get his wife to remember him, and then when she did, she relapsed and flipped the fuck out, screaming "who are you!?!?"
The notebook:

Allie: Do you think our love can create miracles?
Noah: I think it can.
Allie: do you think our love will let us be together forever?
Noah: I think it will, I love you.

Then they fall asleep in Allie's bed, and they pass away in their sleep.
by ninababes x June 22, 2007
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The Notebook

The cutest movie about with the hottest guy in it ever!
Damn I'm bored, let's go watch The Notebook.
by K Dub April 9, 2005
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notebook'd

when you are forced to watch the movie "the notebook" starring rachel mcadams and some dude. after viewing you will usually have many uncomfortable feelings inside of you that you can't shake off for hours, sometimes even days and weeks.

cures: 1. cry to let it all out like the sissy that you are
2. jack off
girl: like omg this movie r0x0rs u HAVE to watch it!
guy: fine...
*2 hours later*
guy: uhhhh wtf i feel funny...
girl: you just got notebook'd sucka, don't worry we get notebook sex now
by notebookvictim January 2, 2006
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The Notebook

THE **best** movie of all time!! it will make u CRY!! it made me and my bf cry, and hes a REALLY tough guy!! so all yall fools out there better watch it!!
Allie: do u think our love is strong enough to have us die together?

Noah: our love is strong enough to do whatever we want it to.
by schvein schven gut May 13, 2005
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