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NOTPB

The general formula beginning with the phrase, "what would you do....." followed by a hypothetical situation putting the questioned in a humorous but vulnerable position (such as needing a towel after taking a shower) with the punchline being an awkward situation made even more awkward by the sudden and unexpected presence of ("standing there handing you a towel is") "none other than Phil Baroni" or NOTPB
What would you do... if you came home from a hard days work and standing in your kitchen making banana bread is NOTPB... WWYD

The original skit got 9,000 hits/views the first week, now its all over twitter...including @philbaroni
by @tony.savo October 16, 2010
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Notubbing

A verb used to describe any time you are not actively in a hot tub, aka hot tubbing.
(Pronounced not-tubbing)
A: "Hey man what is Jake up to tonight?"
B: "I think hes just notubbing with some friends"
A: "That kid is seriously is such a douche"

A: "Dude i've been notubbing for like 3 weeks now"
B: "Thats rough man, hang in there."
by aldrchase August 18, 2013
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NOtp

Essentially the opposite of an "OTP"
While "OTP" describes one's ultimate favourite pairing. "NOtp" describes one's least favourite pairing.
A fairly popular term in the shipping community.

Unlike, OTP - which is an acronym for "one true pairing", NOtp, simply plays with the fact that "O" sounds like "No". The "N" does not stand for anything.
Sarah : Ew... she's like 17, and he's like 40. And he spends the entire series trying to kill her! How can people even ship this? This is my NOtp for sure.
by Zombunnies August 28, 2013
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NOTP

An antonym for OTP. It's two people who (in your opinion) were never destined to be together and you would hate it if they had some kind of relationship.
Tumblr user 1: yo man diD YOU EVER S EE (insert OTP here)
Tumblr user 2: no dude gross they are totally my fuckin notp
by Meruetta August 2, 2013
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NOTP

Two people you do not support being together in the slightest or a paring so terrible it should not be spoken of no matter how cracky.
My NOTP will always be Jason x Molly. (Just made the names up off the top of my head.)
by fuck-me-please July 19, 2013
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notebookhug

to run up to a person and throw yourself upon them with passion--preferably leaping through the air and straddling them/wrapping legs around person's waist. as seen in the notebook's dramatic rain scene.
We were on our first date when this random chick totally ran up and notebookhugged him. wtf is that about?
by notebookhugged December 13, 2006
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red notebook!

"Red notebook!" is an exclamatory approximately equal to the meaning, "that is so obviously obvious and apparent that you must be an absolute moron not to have caught it."

In other words, DUH. Red notebook!

Usually accompanied by rolling eyes or, in text or IM conversations, an eye-rolling emote.
"Omg you mean all that music I downloaded from Pirate Bay was pirated?!"
"Duh! Red notebook!"

OR

"Hey, where's Allie?"
"I'm right here. Red notebook!"
by SharkyFishEaterVegetarian August 19, 2009
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