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Nerp

Jason was mad so I told him to nerp.
by TMA_V12Viper October 18, 2006
mugGet the Nerpmug.

Nerped a Lumby

When managing money paid by others and pooled for future disbursement on their behalf, and you feel the urge to take some for yourself as an unapproved "service fee".
"I hear that Tristan collected all of the funds from everyone for our Fantasy Football League but he Nerped a Lumby; so now we are way short of funds in the pool."
by Saundoggy April 6, 2022
mugGet the Nerped a Lumbymug.

social nerpes

A strand of herpes that is contracted by being a social networking whore. People with social nerpes generally have at least 2,000 Facebook friends with 150+ likes on their profile pictures and statuses. They will appear on your newsfeed numerous times a day to attract attention to their pointless opinion on life. This type of person can't resist being involved in all the issues and drama surrounding them, which is generally how the ITD gets spread.
"Dude she has social nerpes"
"What a facebook whore"
by Squob to Gob June 17, 2012
mugGet the social nerpesmug.

callo nerp

the hottest person to ever exist in the historey of evere omgmgogmgoggomgogogomgomgomgomgmogomgomgmogogmgomogmgomomgomg
Callo Nerp is so hot <33333
by Callo Nerp October 11, 2021
mugGet the callo nerpmug.

nerp

A word used to say "fuck you" in another way of saying,
in other words "fuck you" means nerp
person:"hey wanna go out sometime?"
you:"nerp"
by sorhoho February 11, 2008
mugGet the nerpmug.

NERP

The nerp is the area between the nose and lip - as in it is a part or rather attached to both.
Someone who gets hit in that area, or falls down onto a step hitting themselves in this area would say that they hurt their nerp.
by crosmolo August 14, 2011
mugGet the NERPmug.

Nerp

No, nope
Nerp, haven't seen your stupid butt plug in days.
by $XyLilPoka• August 3, 2017
mugGet the Nerpmug.

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