Mustaine'd

Verb. To be Mustaine'd is to travel a great distance with a group of people, and once arriving at the destination point, to be sent immediately back--usually because you're being fired for being an incompetent ass.

This is named for Dave Mustaine who, as a member of Metallica, traveled with them from California to NYC. The band sent him packing the next day.

Alison: Did you see Project Runway last night?
Kora: When they got to go to Paris, and then Angela got Mustaine'd cause of the crappy dress? Awesome show.
Alison: Carry on!

by oso31 September 16, 2008

No Mestriq March (NMM)

No Mestriq March, or NMM, Is where for the whole month of March girls won’t jack off because other girls aren’t jacking off. This is a challenge to show true Girliness.

Hey, have you heard of No Mestriq March (NMM) ?
No, what's this?
NMM Is where for the whole month of March girls won’t jack off

by gosho_kvadrata November 19, 2021

mustied out

When your too drunk or high to cope with life

" i was mustied out yesterday"
"shes always mustied out"
" Lets get mustied out"

by doughzah May 19, 2017

Mustaise

The heavenly mixture of mustard and mayonnaise

His hotdogs were always better with Her spicy mustaise !

by Sermo factorem August 31, 2019

Mastrigate

An over inflated judge in a traffic court

Timmy bought a good GPS system to track his speed so the mastrigate couldn't prove he was speeding

by D Flawless December 8, 2019

mustrd

a really cool and funny guy that totally didn’t write this definition.

“whose this mustrd guy?”
“I dunno, but he sounds very cool and swag”

by Mustrd April 6, 2021

Mushrik tears

Happens mostly when the mushrik hears the word "tawheed"

Muslim: Fear Allah, follow Tawheed

Mushrik: WHAT?!?! TAWHE-- Ahhhh

Muslim: Die in your rage Kafir, mushrik tears as always

by Mumin_Muwahhid January 16, 2022