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musician's ear

term used by guitarists to explain why they are buying a new instrument when there is nothing wrong with the one they have, under the pretense that normal people's ears aren't as attuned to the sound of a guitar. skeptics often see this as a bullshit excuse to buy a cool new axe for purposes of showing off.
dude1: why did you buy that ibanez? it sounds just like your stratocaster!
dude2:no way man, they're totally different. you just don't have the musician's ear.
dude1:whatever man, you just bought that cuz it looks cool.
by simplegr33n420 April 14, 2009
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MusicianForums

Update: it's now againsted the rules to flame idiot n00bs and make them never want to come back because it gets in the way of mx's homosexual dating site advertising.
Musicanforums used to be cool.
by rock not roll January 7, 2005
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Musician

A dumb cunt who thinks they have an actual purpose in life, to make up for their general worthlessness and lack of motivation to actually live life with a sense of formal humanity. A musician constantly tells themselves that they will someday meet their purpose, when in actuality, they give up and work a 9-5 AM job, and ride on transit buses.
I'm a musician, I have a purpose in life that has more importance than yours.
by ((...)) February 11, 2017
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Musician

People who play an instrument with enough skill to make a living playing an instrument (or singing).
Jim-I play a guitar, why am I not a millionaire?
Kevin-You don't play a guitar well enough to make a living playing guitar.
Jim- That may be true, but why does that mean I have to respect somebody who plays a guitar well, or has played a guitar for years?
Kevin-Well because the musician who has done that makes a lot of money, it's their world since they own it. That's how it works Jim.
by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018
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Musician

1. Someone without a job.
2. Someone without money.
3. A dude who somehow manages to get all the chicks.
I got fired last week, so I think I'm gonna be a musician.
by buttplug December 5, 2003
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Music Man

The epitome of a disaster waiting to happen. Also known as a total Man Whore. He just wants girls to like him, and he acts suicidal and depressed to get girls to like him and eventually try to hook up with him. This person is also an attention whore and wants the entire world to know he is "good" at something he isn't.
P1. Look at Music Man, such an absolute unit right there that one ..

P2: just a man whore and an attention whore. Such a sad sack of a human being
by SaladSpinner December 25, 2018
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musicmatch jukebox

the best music player in the world, its got a free radio for EVERY artist, its got a huge music selection, free album art that shows up all you have to do is type in the right album and artist. easy to burn cds, manages music very well and many more
tech geek #1: yo i just upgraded my musicmatch
tech geek #2: thats pretty sweet
by ggggansta May 13, 2005
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