mortaled

1) Person, or persons, who decide to drink beyond their limits. Once achieved the person, or persons, plead for death as it seems the quickest way to rid themselves of a bad headache or projectile vomiting,

2) To be returned to (or reminded of) ones true mortal state (i.e. the condition of being subject to death, and without superpowers) by consuming grievous quantities of alcohol.

3) To be mentally separated from that, the soul apparent, which might be considered to distinguish one as being 'immortal' through holding free-will, as opposed to a 'mortal' base animalistic level of brain function. Commonly achieved through the plying of the brain with copious measures of Tequila..

1) 'Did I have much to drink'? Jesus man I was drinking non-stop from lunchtime, I was utterly mortaled by the end

2) Man, he couldn't remember his own name let alone walk straight! He was completely mortaled!

by Geoffety Geoff May 16, 2008

Brick-and-mortar

adjective specifying the nature of a location as being physical, as opposed to an online location of the same name. abbr. as "B&M"

The Best Buy site says that game on sale is sold out, but im going to head over to a B&M one anyway to see if theyve got any left in the back.

by Legacy October 17, 2003

Murtada

A cool guy , nice and calm at the same time, everyone loves him and he looks good

Maan i wanna be murtada so bad

by Mort April 20, 2019

Marta

she's a one in a million girl. the best girl you'll ever know. she's sweet like dulces, smart and caring like a lioness, and she makes your day like the sun shines. your day wont be complete if you talk to her and/or see her beauty. she possesses a beautiful smile, a chemical extract of perfection along with her amazing personality. and she's fun to be with. she's nice unlike other bitches you'll meet.

whenever you see her, you'd stop and pause because you wouldnt know what to do or say to her for you are mesmerized.
Her body is just a blessing from God down here to earth. she is bootylicious like when i saw her at the track. her soft lips and her soft skin.

one kiss and you'll know that you want to be with her. all problems would go away and you'd feel like in heaven. just you and her.

So as i lay I reminisce on the day that we met and how we have been since.

Please God never let me forget.

man... marta is so awesome.

by bboycookie June 5, 2011

murtala

He has a great deal of self confidence and is therefore likely to achieve success. He is generally work-oriented who has a plan for everything he does. He is disciplined and has a high standard of honesty. He is voracious regarding intimate impulses and want to try everything and love freedom in all aspects

Be like murtala

by Errmmm February 5, 2020

The Mortal Instruments

A series of fantasy books written by Cassandra Clare.

The books are about a species called Shadowhunters who can't be seen by ordinary mundanes (humans) and destroy demons and rogue Downworlders. Downworlders are werewolves, vampires, faeries, warlocks, etc.

The main characters are Clary Fray, Jace Wayland and Simon Lewis.

Person 1: Have you got the new The Mortal Instruments book?
Person 2: Yeah, it's awesome!

by FlushedToilet May 15, 2011

mortal kombat

A violent, bloody, but fun fighting game series which spawned one of the best videogame-based movies ever. Mainly features a Shaolin warrior called Liu Kang, who must keep the Earth realm safe from interdimensional sorcerers who just want to take over the world and change it to their desires.

Liu Kang put the kicking on Shang Tzung during the last Mortal Kombat tournament.

by AYB October 16, 2003