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Cloud Murderer

An unflappably optimistic and sunny person; a term generally used by pessimists and nihilists who've had their dark mood spoiled by a random act of kindness.
Person A: "Woah, what happened to you? You're smiling!"
Person B: "I know... this fucking cloud murderer came out of nowhere, told me they liked my jacket, handed me a flower, and told me to have a nice day! I didn't know what to do, so I smiled back and said thank you..."
by Bunny Rose January 19, 2018
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Minge Murderer

A sexual act during a women’s period. Insertion of a penis into a vagina while said vagina has the decorators in.
Woah Dave!! You Minge Murderer. I can’t believe she let you in during her period.
by soviiet December 2, 2019
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Axe murderer

When are you gonna figure out you're married to one?
Woman in counseling-So, I married an axe murderer?

Shrink-I'm surprised you're able to ask, especially since you're planning on going home after you leave here. They don't have medicine for people like you ma'am, good day to you.
by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016
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Serial Murderer

A serial murderer is a mix between a serial killer and a mass murderer. This person has killed several or numerous persons in each of a series of incidents.
*BREAKING NEWS* There is a Serial Murderer on the loose.. he has killed 9 people during a movie at AMC 84, and then moved to Paris, Texas where he killed everyone in a local restaurant. There are several similar incidents across the area but we have yet to discover if theses horrible crimes were committed by this same Serial Murderer.
by TheEvilOnexD January 29, 2010
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Hurderer the murderer

Hannibal the cannibals lesser known, slightly retarded cousin.
PUBLISHER: I hope this is better than your last book idea about Hurderer the murderer

THOMAS HARRIS: Its about a cannibal

P: Go on
by Filthier than Frank May 28, 2020
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Ask murderer

A black axe murderer. This stems from the way some blacks pronounce "ask" as "axe", this just going the other way.
Dude did you here about the axe murderer.

Yeah man but you can tell he's an ask murderer because there were watermelon seeds and fried bread drums next to the bodies.

Oh yeah. Didn't take that into consideration.
by askmurderer November 29, 2011
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mack murderer

USA is the Mack and United Nations is the Mack Murderer
by AJ January 25, 2005
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